1. knowledge is knowing that a tomato, sos tomato is a Buah and wisdom is not putting it in a Buah salad
2. a celebrity is someone who works his entire life to be recognized and then wears dark glasses to hide from crazy fans
3.why don't anda see hippos hiding behind a tree, because they are very
good at it (wink) lol...
4.What did the traffic light say to the car?, don't look I'm about to change
5. mom:(to son) Anton am I a bad mom
son:mom, my name is paul
6. who is the craziest among this three people, the first guy is looking for his phone, he picks up his phone, turns on the flash light and then he keeps...
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