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hei hey..who is funny????i wanna hear a joke could eny1 tell me one??? cz i like to laugh XD XD

there is my jokes
1-On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know Anjing could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said

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2-A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," berkata her father, "That was short. anda usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

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3-A:what do we call the ikan with out eny eye?
B:idk
A:we call it fsh :P :P hope u like mine
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what do u think of my jokes..stupid doesnt it?
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The first one is the best
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:P
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Cinta the ikan one XD
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zutaradragon said:
if u stand in the delly section of the store 2 long, u start gettin' mad at turkeys, because they r startin' 2 get into all the other meats. if u look, there's turkey bologna, turkeu ham, turkey pastromi, some one needs 2 tell the turkey, just b yourself! we already Cinta u little buddy! heck, i used 2 draw u, with my hand, a peace of paper, and a pencil. then i got 2 thinkin'...what if u were missin' a finger? that would b one screwed up turkey.

hey, any book's a children's book if the child can read!

i got a king sized bed. i dunno, i gess if a king came over he'd b comfy. i would answer the door, "hey, how r u? i wasn't expecting a king, but i think i know what u want. come in, come in! it's 2 your exact specifications. hey, i didn't know all the kings were the same size...i think i can hook your wife up, 2."

yeah, when i was younger i would lie in my twin sized katil and wonder where my sister was.
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 if u stand in the delly section of the store 2 long, u start gettin' mad at turkeys, because they r startin' 2 get into all the other meats. if u look, there's turkey bologna, turkeu ham, turkey pastromi, some one needs 2 tell the turkey, just b yourself! we already Cinta u little buddy! heck, i used 2 draw u, with my hand, a peace of paper, and a pencil. then i got 2 thinkin'...what if u were missin' a finger? that would b one screwed up turkey. hey, any book's a children's book if the child can read! i got a king sized bed. i dunno, i gess if a king came over he'd b comfy. i would answer the door, "hey, how r u? i wasn't expecting a king, but i think i know what u want. come in, come in! it's 2 your exact specifications. hey, i didn't know all the kings were the same size...i think i can hook your wife up, 2." yeah, when i was younger i would lie in my twin sized katil and wonder where my sister was.
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XD
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so funny
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thx!
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np^^
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-emofreak- said:
this is from my sister: knock knock

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tell ur sis that makes me laugh alot XD
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k LOL
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edwardcarlisle said:
"Excuse me. Do anda know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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Teacher: Do anda have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. anda are a taxi.

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A: Do anda want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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LOL!
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hahahaha..
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MasterOfFear said:
One that my old history teacher told
Q:what does a ikan say when he swims into a wall?
A:Damn
Another crappy one (IF anda ARE A BLOND,DON"T READ)
Q:What do anda call it when a blonde sticks her head out a car window?
A:Getting a refill.
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lolz!
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