what's the most Rawak thing someone's ever berkata to/asked you?

for me, a couple months lalu in my culinary class one of my Friends berkata to me "Ask me if I'm a tree." and I decided to play along and asked "Are anda a tree?" and she scoffed and berkata to me like I was an idiot "No!" it was really Rawak and really funny I actually tried doing that here a couple minit lalu but I guess nobody really got that I was joking atau something

what about anda guys? Something like that ever happened to you?