What's the funniest quote someone berkata to anda today?

"I was killed sejak a four tahun old when I was eleven, it's kind of a simaler situation." I was talking with a couple classmates about how my town being so small there shouldn't have been a school shooting when we were in sixth grade and this led to a discussion about a tunjuk where a eleven tahun old killed a four tahun old, this led to the above comment.