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who's Chuck Norris?

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KissOfDoom said:
*gasps* Blasphemy!!!
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 *gasps* Blasphemy!!!
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ahah!!! :D
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how did anda DO that?!
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Tyler47 said:
Sir, The first rule of Chuck Norris is anda do not talk about Chuck Norris, sir.
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???
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darkwave said:
This man...
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 This man...
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yes what did he do in his life?
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he´s an actor...
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dreamfields said:
He is a martial arts person. He's made Filem and starred in a tv series, "Walker, Texas Ranger".
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mflorida said:
O.O
anda don't realize that anda could save yourself the time and just look up chuck norris
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music4life13 said:
Everbody is scared of chuck norris :)
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 Everbody is scared of chuck norris :)
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badasses said:
Dude, use google.
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Vocaloidcode01 said:
My dad.
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Usui--takumi said:
Chuck Norris is a man who can drown a fish.
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RobinFan360 said:
who? WHO?! i'll tell anda WHO!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a ular tedung, cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the ular tedung, cobra died.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

THATS who he is. LEARN IT!!
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 who? WHO?! i'll tell anda WHO! Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Once a ular tedung, cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the ular tedung, cobra died. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. THATS who he is. LEARN IT!!
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Holy Fucking Shit!
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2dolphn97 said:
Readthis:link
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Zero_Delta said:
A perfectly normal person. IDK why there are all these "facts" about his toughness. :P
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