worst pick-up lines?

"Are anda a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between anda and me is latex."
"I Lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do anda have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do anda know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can tunjuk Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause anda look a lot like my seterusnya girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are anda Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do anda mind if I pick anda up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do anda work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw anda checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do anda wanna go to my place and play house? anda can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng sejak sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

hei baby if your were a bad pizza i would still eat anda

"If I told anda anda had a good body would anda hold it against me?" >#<

atau ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 saat to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are anda from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are anda from Equestira because there is Cinta and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I berkata so he looked at the British girl and berkata "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and berkata " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a tupai and anda were a squirrel, would anda let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your najis in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do anda have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. anda want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If anda jingle my bells, I’ll promise anda a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.