If death came to your door step what would anda tell him?

I would ask him where his son was

then I'd ship him off to my waifu
cause I'm nice like that




sometimes

"Hi there. You're here for me? Okay, can I just borrow this notebook for a minute?" *Writes JB's name, along with all the 1D members.*

There we go.

xD

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me: GO THE F*CK AWAY. anda ain't taking nobody!
*points the middle finger*

I would tell him

"If anda ever come here again, I will make sure that anda will endure the most terrible torture imaginable till anda are ripped from your sanity ._. ....also could anda make a quick visit to my neighbor? :3"

"oh"

... ...

me: *opens door* oh! you're awfully early! sejak at least....80 years! but while you're here....*gives address of worst enemies* ta ta! have a deathly day!

"Oh, can anda just sertai Fanpop and add me? I'll add anda back so we can chat about it, kay?

An epal, apple for the Elder wand?

I dont open door to strangers so problem solved (for a while at least:P)

FUCK YEAH SOUL EATER IS REAL.
HOLY FLIPPING FUCK.
OH MY GOD.
ITS SOUL EATER.
ON MY DOORSTEP.
RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD.
IT'S SOUL EATER.
LIKE RIGHT NOW.
AND I HAVE BEEN LIKE
REQUESTED
TO GO TO THE DWMA
TO DEATH MUTHAFUCKIN CITY
BECAUSE I AM JUST SO FREAKING LUCKY
AND
AND HIDE YO DEATH
HIDE YO KID
BECAUSE I AM HERE
IN DEATH CITY
MUTHAFUCKAS
DREAM
COME
TRUE!!!

run screaming like a little girl?

I would say to him: "sorry, wrong house. He is living seterusnya door."

"What the fuck did anda just fucking say about me, anda little bitch? I'll have anda know I graduated bahagian, atas of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the bahagian, atas sniper in the entire US armed forces. anda are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe anda the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. anda think anda can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the US and your IP is being traced right now. So anda better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing anda call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill anda in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable keldai off the face of the continent, anda little shit. If only anda could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" komen was about to bring down upon you, maybe anda would have held your fucking tongue. But anda couldn't, anda didn't, and now you're paying the price, anda goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over anda and anda will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Me: Oh there's my pizza! *givey money* So give it to me now.
Death: ....*stares at me*
Me: This whole death custom thing is really great, man! So wheres my pizza?
Death: I'm here to take your soul...
Me; AND I AM HUNGRY SO GIVE ME MY pizza atau I WILL EAT GRASS!
Death: *is scared & runs away*
Me: *Trollface* jalang, perempuan jalang PLEASE!

I would ask him for the Elder Wand, The jubah, berjubah of Invisibliity and the Ressirection Stone.

oh no, anda have the wrong house, Justin Bieber is that way.

Even though this is death....

1. Randomly burst into this song

2. Sign dib and justin biebers name in his notebook

3. ID GET THE FUCK OUT!

Shinigami-Sama I didn't know anda where real!

Have anda installed a revolving door yet? No? Then I'm not coming. *sits on the ground and crosses arms like a 3 tahun old*

'Hello!'

OMG I Cinta anda :D


e_e

death-*knocks on door*
me-*opens it* O_O... sorry Big D...rong address *slams door n walks away lik a boss*