Why do anda think anda were put on this earth? (reason for existence)

To kick keldai and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of gum

I was put on this earth because my parents Bred and made a child. Therefore i was made, my reason here and my existence reason? ITS TO EAT ALL THE Chocolate IN THE WORLD AND MURDER PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE MURDERED WHILE I LIVE A NORMAL LIFE.

To give link the happiest life I can =3

Who knows honestly. It could be alot of things.

Maybe to marry Tom Hiddleston and have his babies.

I mean what. .___. *looks around innocently*

I actually don't know. I hope it's too save someone's life....and possibly die in the process. I've always wanted to save a life.

To stare at the pc monitor for a whole life and achieve nothing at all.
I can't do anything acceptable except for drawing :/

That's for me to not know and for me and the rest of the world to find out. I suspect it has something to do with the military and/or Earth science.