What is the weirdest atau funniest thing on your neighborhood ?

in me neighborhood its a old woman that stays in the line of our neighborhood and asks everyone where r they from and where r they going....and who r them parents! LOL xD
And she has a door that opens just sejak inside and she always forgets that and she stays out...she tell us to help her and open the door sejak inside.....and when she hears rock Muzik she turns very loud the volume so all neighborhood can hear......her name is sooooo weird its
Lala