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I am here to insult anda anda maggot. anda are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. anda were not born. anda were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. anda didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected sejak an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned anda at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
I give anda another long flame. anda are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with lebih sense than anda have. anda are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, anda top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. anda are Satan's spawn. anda are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. anda are the entropy which will claim us all. anda are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. anda make Ebola look good.
Finally the moment we have all been waiting for the flame of the day. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid anda are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that anda have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer hari on Mercury stupid. anda emit lebih stupid in one minit than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

anda freak of nature, go kill ur self.

Go step on a lego.

To compare anda to a virus would be an insult to the virus.

Were anda born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen?

I heard they're selling lives at the store, anda should go get one.

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Okay. This is like a license to kill, sort of thing, right?

In all of the world, I have never seen someone with such crooked teeth as yours. If anda want to fix them, well, here's a shovel... go ahead, don't be afraid.

If ugly became a fashion statement, you'd be the best fashion statement ever!

*sigh* that's it... I'm not very skilled at insulting others.

anda filthy Mudblood! anda starvelling, anda eel-skin, anda dried neat’s-tongue, anda bull’s-pizzle, anda stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, anda sheath, anda bow-case, anda vile standing tuck! That batang of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with puding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this senarai doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. The Village just called. They berkata they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. If anda ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would anda say when anda got there? Wow, anda looked a lot hotter from a distance! anda must be the arithmetic man -- anda add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. anda occasionally stumble over the truth, but anda quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.