LET'S GET THIS tunjuk ON THE ROAD BEFORE I GET TOO INTOXICATED~
1. PEOPLE SAY IT'S WEIRD THAT I HAVE THE anugerah LOCK KEY AS MY WIFE BUT HONESTLY I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE! TRUST ME, THEY WOULD'VE NAMED IT THE LGBTCLK (Caps-Lock Key), BUT THAT WOULD'VE SOUNDED STUPID.
2. MY LORD AND SAVIOR IS A DAMN SPINDA. AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT SHIT MAN, anda CAN'T SAY YOU'VE LIVED UNTIL anda WORSHIP A POKEMON.
3. anda WANT WEIRD STUFF, THEN GET A LOAD A THIS SHIT! ONE TIME I WAS AT A PARTY AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED ME IF HE WANTED TO INSPECT HIS WALLET AND I LET HIM FOR SOME REASON.
YO, BEER'LL MAKE YA DO SOME WEIRD STUFF, MATE.
4. Stop, and listen to the air around you. ....Do anda hear it?
IT'S THE SOUND OF ME STUBBING MY F**KING TOE OH SWEET MERCIFUL LORD OF LARD!
5. AND FEHNALLY, THIS DRAWING BELOW IS THE BEST I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. I KNOW IT'S AMAZING, BUT IT'S ALSO WEIRD HOW I WON AN ART CONTEST WITH THIS SHIT! I'M SO HAPPY, THOSE FIRST-GRADERS GOT SCHOOLED! :D
THIS HAS BEEN THE DRUNKEN UNCLE, PEACE! <3
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Not only has this senarai enlightened me, but that drawing is just...beyond words. In so many ways. I didn't think I'd be able to have a higher respect for the Drunken Uncle, but I was wrong.
1. I hate Peanuts and kacang, kacang tanah butter, refuse to eat them BUT I do like Reese kacang, kacang tanah mentega Cups. 2. I Cinta Membaca peminat fiction, especially if it's either Harry Potter atau Teen serigala, wolf and it must be Harry/Draco atau Stiles/Derek. 3. It makes me incredibly angry when people trash talk the LGBTQ Community. 4. I really want to expericence the Paranormal. I've never seen a ghost in my life and I just really want to. 5. I Cinta listening to scary stories whether they are true atau fake. They don't scare me, not really, I just Cinta listening to them.
1) When I was born, there were legit four funnel clouds surrounding the hospital, atau so I'm told. It was a great sign in terms of my culture, but my mother is still terrified of storms and it was a near state of emergency so I was almost born in a hallway.
2) I live on an Indian Reservation! Whoop. I actually live here because I'm Native American! If that isn't odd, right?
3) I like to slather kacang, kacang tanah mentega sensually on pickles and bite into them with great fervor. I Cinta kacang, kacang tanah mentega on pickles.
4) I'm not sure true romantic Cinta exists, and I find very few people truly attractive. I have no problem finding several men aesthetically pleasing, and the confusion is, that I can find women incredibly appealing as well. 😱 Confusion is, I don't think I can actually see myself in an actual relationship with a woman, like ever, because I adore the male physique much lebih than the woman's. So stands the question, am I truly bisexual? 😐 atau do I just have great low key appreciation for beauty? anda decide. 💞
5) I read Yaoi on the daily. Like dymn! 😍😘😉
Sorry! Couldn't really come up with anything weirder than these except maybe it feels better to the left??? ;D Peace!
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I lied, it feels better to the right 😅😂 wow huh, 18 and still can't get my numbers, I mean lefts and rights correct. 😬
For me it's the sudden noise. Like I'm minding my own business and all of a sudden it flushes??? Like, Jesus Christ, calm down and let me finish before flushing!
1. i say Rawak things 2. i dont like the bad words, but i think them in my head :/ 3. im 13 and i still play with Barbie anak patung :/ 4. I hiss and growl at boys at school 5. i freak out cuz of a little bug
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I feel sorry for how you'll look back on this in the future, child.
1. When I get obsessed with something, I take it to extreme levels. (that's rather obvious, I'd say)
2. I truly do feel that Mephisto is my true love.
3. I have a leg fetish and a hand fetish. (in fact, Mephisto's legs and hands are perfect. ;-;)
4. I don't ship Amaimon and Mephisto because that's incest and it wouldn't even work out, but I Cinta Membaca Yaoi mangas of them and seeing peminat art of it.
5. I'm scared of whales and trains.
And here's a weird picture since they were supposed to be weird facts.
No. I'm attracted to both men and women, so therefore, I am bisexual. Besides, I'm not even a dude. My profil says male just cuz I feel like making it that.
1. I don't like salad. 2. I'm straight, but sometimes I watch gay porn. 3. I'm bipolar (sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm mean, but only if it's necessary) 4. I'm 14 and I still like Hi-5. 5. I ship yuri and yaoi.
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Why do anda watch gay porn if you're straight? Are anda sure anda aren't bisexual?
I don't think some people understand what being weird is honestly.
1. I tend to do alot of interesting things when I am tired. Such constantly babbling soalan about subjects and making unique expressions randomly sometimes.
2.Sometimes I'll be very exaggerated when I do normal things. Like waking up,going to sleep atau other things.
3.I guess anda can say I have unique viewpoints of the world.
4.I guess my sexual fetishes could be perceived as being weird.
5.I can be confident and awkward at the same time doing certain scenarios.
1- I genuinely Cinta terrible things. (My Immortal, the "best" peminat fiction ever written) 2- I stumble over my words when I speak slowly, but when I rap quickly, I speak perfectly. 3- I slur my words too much, because my mouth works faster than my brain. 4- I live off of sunflower seeds and almonds. 5- I have thousands of pieces of Bob's Burgers peminat art on my Everalbum account.
1. i was born on the north pole 2. i was adopted and raised sejak Serigala Jadian until age 7 3. one time i stared at the sun for 15 minit and something amazing happened 4. i have telah diberi birth before (to a kidney stone 4 years ago...) 5. aliens run the government