1. Stringed potato socks have haunted me since I have sung lullabyes to my pet rock, and they shall continue if I do not immediately go to France and dance in the lake of orange peels and jeruk, pickle juice, while wearing a teal suit of chicken feathers. My my, I hope the eye glasses don't sleep in the red penyu shells while I am gone...
2. Maybe I could put a kapur, limau nipis in the coconut if anda would just take off the Mickey tetikus costume already!
3. Bob found the secret pork chop in the puding filled swimming pool at 13 o'clock when he was wearing his glow-in-the-dark jellybean underwear.
Whoa... anda sure it ain't my dad? I'm pretty sure it's him... oh wait, never mind, mine's way to far away from Hawaii to have that. Darn. Guess not this time.
1. We're a couple of misfits and we don't like snakes one bit (this is constantly in my head)
2. llama hunts Duck. How will itik exercise opposite Llama? The parameter elects a race. itik gifts the happening editorial behind a Converse faith. llama recovers the reflex.
3. Give me the damn cheese anda f*cking whore
4. Bananas, I like pants. I like to sit on a purple chair and watch goats racing against cheetahs in bunny colored penyu neck sweaters.
Oh goody. My father has returned from the lair of the Evil Lepers with my jar of jellyfish from which he hath slain the dreaded O'Brian. Why O'Brian had jellyfish no one knows, but he kept them in his fridge right seterusnya to Mariah Carey (the man had no standards). He woke up one morning to ninety-four dead Oompa-Loompas in his bed. "Sh*t! Willy Wonka's gonna kill me!" Where is Waldo !?!?!.....no one knew. I was licking a Frozen wrench and my tongue had gotten stuck as forty-leben-dozen monkeys paraded around my segitiga, segi tiga with tequila. errrrr.... LET'S MAKE A WEBSHOW ! :D NO. ; and that's what should've happened with iCarly. If I could get anda alone, alone and in love, then i would take anda to places you've only dreamed of. i wanna hear your heartbeat say what you've been dying and trying to say. and i'm in Cinta with the sounds that i'm making anda sing in the night when anda come like i am conducting your body through notes anda didn't know anda could hit, i'll harmonize with it! and that's a true story. orange jus and vodka isn't yummy :S Hanners: if anda sprinkle while anda tinkle then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie (: i'm worried about my mom. she's locked herself in the bathroom for three hours with the radio on :X ....but i think the radio's broken cause all i hear is BZZZZZZZ So i was with this guy and we were.....*......and he was down south and i thought he berkata "you're smelly" but i wasnt sure. so finally it got really awkward and so i asked him what he said. he berkata "i asked 'do anda want some d*ck?'." ........it's better than saying it's smelly but he was still talking to it .. o.O then there was this other guy and all he did all night was stick his tongue in my ear and call himself DJ Clittles. MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD !! .....let's not go back there now.
Tiffany’s Ten bahagian, atas Tips on Landing Aeroplanes
1. If anda ever asked a jellyfish to smile, they will eat their Half Men of Loud before thinking twice about crossing the street.
2. Before anda fly at the wheel, make sure your belly button has finished doing the Orienting Boogie before the sound speakers of Doom will interest anda in their new batch of calculators
3. After anda feel your stomach fall, remember the song ‘Tik Tok’ reminds anda of a ticking clock.
4. The first thing to discover are sunny scales of notes that can make oneself feel claustrophobic of caterpillars that eat their mushrooms during a Stonehenge Festival
5. Another thing to help oneself wheel needs is that bicycles are a very interring thing for a chorus of a song that was written sejak a man who calls himself the ‘Money Kinsman of the Gladiators of Cathedral Square’
6. Touch the Candle! Your fingers will feel a new amount of pleasantries!
7. Sometimes, anda will probably wish your sister could feel the movement in her fingers since her attack from the Baby rats back in June, which took your dying Cinta to his watery grave.
8. If anda see a black fox who had just been shown sejak a Barbarian ikan Monger from the United States of Fiordland, realise that your are not alone in the empty world of Gregorian Monks.
9. Say to yourself: “I have never been able to live in my living room” It will help anda calm your very slow brain systems.
10. To perform the correct Emergency Landing Position, bend your legs together…..and Ciuman your bum goodbye!
The first time I licked a piece of grass, a gumball came out of a nearby bunga from China and went into my foot. And then a fly without wings berkata go eat a chip. My raspberry, raspberi plastic tickle menanggung, bear will lay in the jell-O katil tomorrow. There is a awan in my head. When he does, he will grow wings, then fall in a box filled with Publix coupons. Then, he'll drink the sun and say that he took a crap in his pants.
Me and my sister invented a new holiday: Stalk Like a Hawker hari ("You're mine, see!" to be berkata in a very loud and nasal voice). Stalk Like a Hawker hari is February 15th, for everyone who was jilted sejak their loveslave, er, I mean lover on Valentine's Day. Good times. Don't worry! I don't have anyone chained in my basement! He's in the attic.
There's a non-extinct rhino-dino eating at my poinsettias while I ikan in the land of rubber bands for reception and popcorn. The recorder plays quiet like a business card on a Tuesday night. My dog is licking at the torn fabrics of inhumanity as she claims to be a reptile searching for someone to be her shopping buddy in Antarctica, so they can buy lebih beaches in Hawaii. Two Ciuman houses mencuri the roti from the bird under the sheets with two dozen ungraded math tests. The picture of a bola keranjang hoop ate all of the frosted flakes and soy susu and now there's no lebih letter Gs to suck up the crack in the French kitchen's floor. The lids to the sewer fly open and now the world's left stunken up with some lebih alien DNA.
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