"The difference between an alcoholic and a junkie: an alcoholic will steal your dompet, beg tangan and be consumed with regret and remorse; a junkie will steal your dompet, beg tangan and then help anda look for it" -Craig Ferguson (KING of Late Night) xD
BEllA to Edward:OMG its the jalang, perempuan jalang who mencuri my pads Emmett to Edward: Hey, did anda give her her pads back? Edward to Emmett: No.Hahaha. ~funniest twilight parody thus far