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posted by yoj123
I was walking utama from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ikan paus drove sejak in his sedan and berkata happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went utama and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a ikan tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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1- eye contact , if anda notice him staring a lot at anda ..like lebih than 5 times in the same hari .(unless anda got a stain on your shirt)
2- if anda and him were in the same area , he would be with anda in every where anda walk to ( like a party atau a konsert ..etc)
3- he would sit seterusnya to anda in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream atau laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to anda hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if anda drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most Bola sepak players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 Haiwan that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time anda sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time anda read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though anda may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Cinta you, my love.

I loved anda with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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1. At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t anda try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping cart, troli and switch the items with stuff from the person seterusnya to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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added by BlondLionEzel
Source: Google
These are my bahagian, atas 15 LEAST kegemaran selebriti and just like with my bahagian, atas 15 kegemaran selebriti senarai I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell anda how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to tunjuk that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a senarai like this pretty much just berkata they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my senarai and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen lembu, lembu jantan an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN lembu, lembu jantan :
The Brazen lembu, lembu jantan was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing lebih than the the people who anda spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions anda speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...
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FHM Magazine released a senarai a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do anda all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people atau that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late tunjuk With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved sejak The...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that anda haven't received enough Chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every soalan with another question. As soon as one of anda says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

link

23.
Name: Jack davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub kuiz the other hari I Lost sejak one point. The soalan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other soalan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that epal, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing kedai that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pengebom, pesawat pengebom jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go utama and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted sejak aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late anda are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me ke hadapan to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog peminat Fiction

Bad Auditions sejak Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Berlakon Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...
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added by Blaze1213IsBack
Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.
video