Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The hari came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing anda know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now anda sir?', he asked the saat man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and anda don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' berkata the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, anda step out of the house and on the dinding there's a light switch. When anda flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the bangsal comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the sebelumnya three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' berkata the interviewer, stunned sejak the response.
'Oh sure', berkata BUBBA. 'You see, the other hari I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, atau TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The hari came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing anda know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now anda sir?', he asked the saat man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and anda don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' berkata the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, anda step out of the house and on the dinding there's a light switch. When anda flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the bangsal comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the sebelumnya three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' berkata the interviewer, stunned sejak the response.
'Oh sure', berkata BUBBA. 'You see, the other hari I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, atau TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
