i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see
From an e-mel I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. anda need it down. anda don’t hear us complaining about anda leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable jawapan to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we berkata 6 months lalu is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all komen-komen become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If anda think you’re fat, anda probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we berkata can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes anda sad atau angry, we meant the other one.
14. anda can either ask us to do something atau tell us how anda want it done. Not both. If anda already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever anda have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. labu is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and anda say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know anda are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If anda ask a soalan anda don’t want an answer to, expect an answer anda don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything anda wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless anda are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, atau Cars.
23. anda have enough clothes.
24. anda have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank anda for Membaca this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa, kerusi panjang tonight, but did anda know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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