bahagian, atas 11 things to do when your house is on fire
1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini anda bought as it is going to be hot with api, kebakaran and all anda know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when anda start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on api, kebakaran with picture of your house: A formula which will make anda super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about api, kebakaran and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off api, kebakaran till api, kebakaran ambulans comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
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7)Dance crazily and no one will call anda mad this time.
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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. anda can see clearly since api, kebakaran is also a natural souce of light.
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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be telah dihantar and almost done got burned.
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10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. anda need atleast some branded stuff to wear.
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11)Take shots and video of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money
1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
.
2)Time to try out the newest bikini anda bought as it is going to be hot with api, kebakaran and all anda know.
.
3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when anda start running out of house.
.
4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on api, kebakaran with picture of your house: A formula which will make anda super popular
.
5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about api, kebakaran and ask them to bring some food.
.
6)Buy water pouches to put off api, kebakaran till api, kebakaran ambulans comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
.
7)Dance crazily and no one will call anda mad this time.
.
8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. anda can see clearly since api, kebakaran is also a natural souce of light.
.
9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be telah dihantar and almost done got burned.
.
10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. anda need atleast some branded stuff to wear.
.
11)Take shots and video of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of anda then look away when they turn around
Say anda have a sixth since where anda can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and anda should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of anda then look away when they turn around
Say anda have a sixth since where anda can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and anda should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry atau Cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm katil when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Cinta you, I Cinta anda so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry atau Cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm katil when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Cinta you, I Cinta anda so much...
~Reah