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1. When a twilight peminat says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all soalan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book lapor on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that Membaca JK Rowling's buku are like Membaca buku sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way lebih famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell anda that Twilight are the bestselling and most popular buku ever, go on Wikipedia with them, cari bestselling books, scroll down and tunjuk them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain seluar dalam etc. when anda finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them anda went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a peminat that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks anda why, tell her because anda wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who berkata that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have anda got ear problems? I berkata Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force anda into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, anda watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell anda they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If anda catch them Membaca twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If anda catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward atau Jacob (depending on who the peminat likes more) take his baju off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! Fred AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do anda hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually Cinta it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my kegemaran part of the day. anda know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If anda find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally mencuri the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. senarai every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, Membaca minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella angsa, swan and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight Serigala Jadian are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could anda fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now anda tell me, which one would anda choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg anda enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start Membaca aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence anda read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought Vampires can't eat vegetables atau fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit seterusnya to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're Penulisan out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that anda think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that Vampires and Serigala Jadian don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if anda poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays Piano way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if anda meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell anda to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they Cinta Edward ask why, when they tell anda the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, katil covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of anda do not get caught and she never finds out it was anda who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes lalu "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say anda understand when anda don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. anda don't have PMS, so don't act like anda know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me anda never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get anda off the hook; doing something sweet will always get anda off the hook.
6. We don't like it when anda act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with penguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy atau what? Do anda think I'm going insane? I bet that anda do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give anda a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests anda think she's pregnant unless anda can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status atau ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is sejak far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...


Here are some of the classic soalan being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some jawapan that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can anda send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi pantai on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde balas "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond menyeberang, cross the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish anda guys could get your act together. Just yesterday anda take away my license and then today anda expect me to tunjuk it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the bahagian, atas of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't anda try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mentega Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in Cinta with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are anda doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. anda see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by blaise_jez
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Rawak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime anda see someon say a compleatly Rawak word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a teh party like anda did when anda were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes sejak except old people

komen and I will make more
okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like anda twilight peminat-peminat keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it atau not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across soalan and video and fanpicks and pictures...
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Reasons I Cinta You:

1) The way anda stand sejak my side

2) The times anda make sure nothing will harm me

3) How anda always find a new way to "WoW" me

4) When I'm sad, anda take the pain away with a joke

5) How anda always look deep into my eyes

6) How anda can make my hati, tengah-tengah melt with your soft lips

7) The way anda hold my hand so tight

8) The way anda never let my hands go

8) How anda always watch out for me

9) They way anda make sure I have everything I need

10) How anda always know what to say when I get mad at you

11) When anda buy me things out of the blue

12) How anda say the cutest...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "No stopping atau standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm pantai park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full atau empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled sejak phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided pancuran, pancuran mandian topi, cap box.

9. "Payment is due sejak the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.


dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring anda the news of fail blog sooner...

some of anda may know but the rest of anda probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your hari to hari FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Rawak posts of failed foto shots of failures telah diposkan sejak dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make anda laugh! anda can take failed pictures your self...
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The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...
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1. Whenever anda eat ice cream with a friend, start Singing "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your Friends has a emas fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If anda Friends has a emas fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Friends asks why, tell them the ikan were lonely.

4. When Penulisan and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit telah diberi to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever anda like.

8. tunjuk them this senarai XD

If anda have any lebih ways, please write them in komen-komen so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
posted by wild-bby
1) Women Cinta to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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1) anda lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) anda have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit sejak the toilet seat.

6) anda sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Makanan group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) anda can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while anda were in the pub.

11) You...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the bunga girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure anda disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call anda repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure anda set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill Chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid alih sejak getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some lebih that I came up with too, hope anda enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to cari the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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