I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, atau movies...
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one Membaca teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's huraian exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one hari she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And anda just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.
2nd Grade: I had this one Membaca teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's huraian exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.
5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one hari she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.
6th Grade: There was this one really uptight teacher Mrs. Crimm who we called the incrimminator. She looked and sounded just like the old lady on chowder.
This is when it gets really creepy...
7th Grade: I had a literature and social studies teacher who looked just like McGonnagall from HP. Same hair, eyes, sense of style. Her fav color was green acted just like McGonnagall does, and her fav goddess is Minerva!
Now wait for it... She,had just moved here from Ireland¡
Freshman Year: My biology teach looked exactly like Hogens from Bones. Rich, obsessed with bugs, same beard, same hair, even the same color lab coat. They even had the same voice.
Still Freshman Year: My math teacher was just like Quirrel. Always stuttering, bald, wore way too much purple. And anda just knew he was hiding something.
Still on Freshman: My AP US Government teacher looked and sounded just like spock.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of anda then look away when they turn around
Say anda have a sixth since where anda can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and anda should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of anda then look away when they turn around
Say anda have a sixth since where anda can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and anda should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Kandi road like 45 like saat lalu and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like anda like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went utama and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
That was like a like better like hari in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't anda wanna mix cotton Kandi and popscicles!
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry atau Cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm katil when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Cinta you, I Cinta anda so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry atau Cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm katil when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Cinta you, I Cinta anda so much...
~Reah