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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are anda sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do anda like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
anda wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought anda liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! anda berkata anda liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i berkata he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually anda berkata he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if anda nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and anda havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont jalang, perempuan jalang at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if anda are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and anda get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking anda still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that anda do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
anda dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT anda BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to katil now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anda don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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Answer their soalan with questions

Ask if anda they can put Makanan color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a komen about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free tarikh with one of the staff if anda make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One hari a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are anda laughing? I just insulted all of anda losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how anda feel anda have to take the time to make fun of us. anda obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All hari long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A tikus survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Anjing are sold in Tokyo

6. A lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba sleeps with one eye open

7. A buaya can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Muzik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs lebih than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just Rawak ways to eat my kegemaran cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberi milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with kacang, kacang tanah butter
14. Frozen with kacang, kacang tanah butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with kacang, kacang tanah mentega and 7up
17. with ceri, cherry 7up
18. Frozen with ceri, cherry 7up
19. Frozen with kacang, kacang tanah mentega and ceri, cherry 7up
20. sejak itself

If anda try any of these and like it, please write a komen and tell me which one(s) anda tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if anda think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon is lying on the bahagian, atas step, and anda are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. saat later anda land on your ass, and seterusnya anda are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon that was created sejak your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if anda ever, one hari decide to call me that. If anda think I'm insane, run away, because anda are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too anda a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. anda think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a kuda, kuda kecil with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when anda sneeze because when anda sneeze, your hati, tengah-tengah stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A siput can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Haiwan that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders lebih than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical Kuda with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Muzik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos atau rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like anda know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their soalan with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got lebih "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A tahun has passed by, and Don is chosen sejak the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef sudah-sudah, hatchet with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, atau absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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