Alritey then, this is a true funny story I decided to post here for laughs. Now, noone here is an idiot, it was just a really, REALLY funny accident...hope anda guys like it, though! :)
(It happened almost 3 yrs ago, btw) :
Me and my sister beth went down to our aunt kelly and uncle dan's house for a few days. (we call our aunt auntie and our uncle just dan this is before they moved). this happened late at night, though but none of us were tired so we stayed up. dan worked late hours so he didn't come utama till 11:00-11:30 p.m. auntie was upstairs getting our cousin ready for katil and the 2 of us were in the dark living room watching a movie. it can be a scary place in the area they used o live in, like creeps and other kinds of people are everywhere in that city. but, we were safe. except for dan. auntie was taking her time upstairs after our cousin fell asleep. then, dan parked his car in the drive way. which auntie didn't hear. he then decided to go in the houe through the back door so he wouldn't wake our cousin up. me and beth could hear him comming up the porch steps but he didn't know the door was locked so, when he opened it, he started struggling with it, making a lot of noise.
suddenly, we hear auntie scream. we jumped, turned around and saw her race down the stairs into the kitchen.
we got up and fallowed her until we hear dan screaming. the 2 of us saw that auntie grabbed his arm, twisted it around and was trying to kick him out. "BABE! babe, it's me! it's me! ah! let go! it hurts!" he was yelling but auntie wasn't even listening to him "like HELL you're comming in!" she shouted and she toook the door and slammed it on his arm!
"what are anda doing?! it's dan!" i cried as beth started laughing. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" dan bellowed in pain. it ws so loud in there, auntie slammed his arm again and this time, dan bent his elbow and his fingers were crocked and claw-curved. "GET OUT!!!!!" auuntie shouted, slamming him one lebih time then grabbing a pan. "IT'S DAN!!!!!" me and bet both hollered. auntie looked at us with wild eyes then let go and unlocked the door. dan walked in, holding his arm with his mouth open. he looked at her. "don't fucking do that to me!" auntie yelled "i was trying to say it was me!" dan exclaimed, but with a smile. we all stared laughing "well, SORRY for thinking anda were a burglar!" auntie cried. after, we quiet down in fear from waking our cousin up. the 4 of us went back inside to finish up the movie.
20 minit later, we heard a knock on the door. auntie went to answer it. she opened the door and it was a cop standing there. me, dan and beth slid into the background without moving our feet. "hi." the police officer berkata "uh...hey?" auntie replied, confused. "i came here from a call saying there was a lot of screaming and yelling. also, there was a slamming door involved so i came here to see if everything's alright." the cop said.
the 4 of us started giggling. "what the hell happened here?" the copasked "fool, she was testing a suspension." i answered. auntie turned around and gave me a confused look but the cop, dan and beth started laughing. "hey, officer, thank god you're here, my aunt almost took my uncle's arm off with the back door then was about to beat him with a pan!" i exclaimed. now, everyone was laughing their asses off. dan and beth dropped to the floor " i thought he was a buglar!" auntie cried. thhe cop had to hold himself and he looked at auntie. "well, I'm just going to go back and tell them everything's alright." he berkata "ok, have a good one." auntie smiled. the cop walked away, still laughing. he was now in the parking lot about to get in his car but when auntie was about to close the door, we hear him yell in a laughing way: "son of a bitch!" and he drove off.
auntie closed and locked the door. then, she turned to look at us, bent down and just burst out laughing. so, we started lughing wit her. "that was good, that was good." beth cackled. "I'm gonna feel this in the morning." dan giggled.
a few lebih hours later, we went to bed. the seterusnya hari came and dan shwed us his giant bruise. "oh my god!" We all yelled. "Ha! Ha! Don't mess with auntie when she's scared!" Beth said.
THE END!!!!! :)