Rawak Club
sertai
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go utama and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted sejak aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late anda are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me ke hadapan to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”

5.    “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”

6.    “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”

7.    “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”

8.    “I’m afraid I can’t tell anda why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”

9.    “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”

10.    "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."

11.     “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”

12.    “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”

13.    I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.

14.    I didn`t want to seem to eager.

15.    "Could anda please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask anda again)

16.    " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school berkata 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "

17.    "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)

18.    “I was trying to find anda a gift, (insert teachers name here)”

19.    "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I tunjuk up on time."
posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do anda know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' kegemaran Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a bot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Almonds are members of the pic, peach family.

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that anda couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

When anda sneeze, all your...
continue reading...
posted by kinga10111
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded lebih than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a tahun are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are lebih than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If anda counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A buaya always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
continue reading...
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
I am aware of the current earthquake in Japan. I have doanated, and I am hoping (not praying) for the best.
I hear about it a lot, and it's starting to get on my nerves a little.
Yes, I know that that's a very harsh thing to say, but the same thing happened to me with the Haiti earthquake. I feel, well, I don't know...neutral about it.
I do feel bad, but I'm not crying. I see it everywhere. People say, "PRAY FOR JAPAN!" I am. I don't need to hear it again. I am aware of the current situation. It is saddening. I don't want it repeated to me a million times, atau it'll get on my nerves. It's funny...
continue reading...
posted by foxyv17
This is an episode of NAME THAT SONG!!!
I will write down some lyric and anda will have to name the song and the singer/group!

1st song here it comes!

Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........

Ok seterusnya one!

Baby up in here to night.No fighting!

last one for now!

Hello baby can I see anda smile! I'm going to a...

That it for now! sejak the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The Fanpop people say I need to make it longer so I will just write Rawak words atau letters.

blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
posted by cloudstrifefan
The Nerd Language is a complicated series of numbers and symbols used to tunjuk expression,in the Nerdenton.By using The Nerd Language anda therefore commit yourself to the intensity of The Nerd Language.It is not to be taken lightly.To make oneself a "nerd",one must stand,put there right hand on their chest,and scream the words:OOGLEY BOOGLEY BOOG.KUMAHWAKI CHOOLAH.Then,they will become a nerd.

The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
Y='
Z=*
posted by Tayloraddict-1
On tons of Kelab i see a soalan saying "Can anda plz be a peminat of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on Rawak is Can anda plz be my fan? Just filling up my kemaskini lebih and lebih everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 atau lebih peminat-peminat asking Can u peminat me plz i really need some lebih fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the lebih peminat-peminat its just life XD And anda gotta earn your peminat-peminat because i had to earn my peminat-peminat and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...
continue reading...
 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following artikel contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One hari at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a tahun ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well anda don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James anda creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
continue reading...
posted by Abilei
The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, atau as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played sejak millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...
continue reading...
BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE anda CAN!!

Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... atau your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberi head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until anda hurl then.........eat more.

Go...
continue reading...
posted by cute20k
1. Your Membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different jalan in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made anda feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of utama that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...
continue reading...
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...
continue reading...
posted by Penguin11
OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things anda Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would anda have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent api, kebakaran first, giving himself time to...
continue reading...
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Rawak numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their soalan with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
continue reading...
1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarikh and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your kegemaran celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking soalan like "How are anda and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as anda can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red tukar, boleh tukar to go along with it. Ride your tukar, boleh tukar with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that anda don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the pantai wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure atau how anda look like, go out there!
posted by Jackimo17
As anda may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes anda dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum berkata th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do anda think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho komen fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
posted by SylarNight
[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. anda are warned.]]]


Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... anda think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky atau in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...
continue reading...
posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one hari this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one hari on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the meja, jadual of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one hari even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
continue reading...
found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap atau the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on menunjukkan anda pictures of her prom tarikh with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...
continue reading...