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Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's kegemaran vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)

#6 Why does the cendawan have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)

#7 What do anda call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)

#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?

#9 What do anda call a pencil without lead?

#10 How do anda make an octopus giggle ten times?
anda give him ten-tickles (tenticles)

#11 How do anda make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!

#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!

#13 What's a chicken's kegemaran composer?

#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between anda and me man, something smells." (Your nose)

#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."

#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."

#17 Why can't anda hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)

#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher berkata it was a piece of cake.

#19 Why did the tomato, sos tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.

#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)

#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)

#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.

#23 How do anda know if it's raining Kucing and dogs?
anda step in a poodle (puddle)

#24 How do anda know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)

#25 How do anda get Pikachu on a bus?
anda Pokémon (pok 'em on)

#26 Why can't anda dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)

#27 What do anda call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)

#28 How do get holy water?
anda boil the hell out of it!

#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD

#30 Why didn't the skeleton menyeberang, cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.

#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)

#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)

#33 What do anda call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator

#34 What's merah jambu and fluffy?
merah jambu fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
merah jambu fluff holding it's breath.

#35 What happens when anda drink 7 coca colas?
anda burp 7up

#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.

#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!

#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.

#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)

#40 what did the ikan say when he hit a concrete wall?

#41 Why can't anda trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)

Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope anda liked them. Make sure anda check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
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1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows anda and loves anda just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless anda happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Friends anda can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - anda get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Friends stab anda in the front."
- Oscar...
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4. If anda won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing anda in private.

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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on YouTube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get video uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an artikel here on Fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this senarai is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Cinta as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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