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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's kegemaran vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)

#6 Why does the cendawan have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)

#7 What do anda call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)

#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?

#9 What do anda call a pencil without lead?

#10 How do anda make an octopus giggle ten times?
anda give him ten-tickles (tenticles)

#11 How do anda make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!

#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!

#13 What's a chicken's kegemaran composer?

#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between anda and me man, something smells." (Your nose)

#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."

#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."

#17 Why can't anda hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)

#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher berkata it was a piece of cake.

#19 Why did the tomato, sos tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.

#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)

#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)

#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.

#23 How do anda know if it's raining Kucing and dogs?
anda step in a poodle (puddle)

#24 How do anda know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)

#25 How do anda get Pikachu on a bus?
anda Pokémon (pok 'em on)

#26 Why can't anda dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)

#27 What do anda call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)

#28 How do get holy water?
anda boil the hell out of it!

#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD

#30 Why didn't the skeleton menyeberang, cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to.

#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)

#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)

#33 What do anda call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator

#34 What's merah jambu and fluffy?
merah jambu fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
merah jambu fluff holding it's breath.

#35 What happens when anda drink 7 coca colas?
anda burp 7up

#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.

#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!

#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.

#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)

#40 what did the ikan say when he hit a concrete wall?

#41 Why can't anda trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)

Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope anda liked them. Make sure anda check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag anda down to his level and beat anda with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I mencuri a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make anda a Christian any lebih than standing in a garaj makes anda a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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posted by GDragon612
1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what anda want.
7) Look at the person sitting seterusnya to anda until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...
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Kinda funny, actually. :P
Shitty thing I made in five minit just now. ANyway, yeah.
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They'll be going nuts when listening to this, even if anda don't have a dirty mind.......lol i was bored ok? and feeling random!
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