I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at anda trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can Ciuman a guy* a bird can Ciuman a butterfly* the rising sun can Ciuman the grass* but anda my friend!! yes you!! anda CAN Ciuman MY ASS*******

If anda didn't have feet anda wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do anda wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for anda %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kolar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When anda get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when anda reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....