When life gives anda lemons, make orange jus and leave the world wondering how the heck anda did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An epal, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Makanan from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
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