When life gives anda lemons, make orange jus and leave the world wondering how the heck anda did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An epal, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Makanan from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An epal, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Makanan from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little kuda, kuda kecil peminat fiction. If anda do not like colorful Kuda with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
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Song: link
This peminat fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten lebih popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little kuda, kuda kecil peminat fiction. If anda don't like talking Kuda that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car tunjuk in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sejak his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sejak his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed sejak a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car tunjuk in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting sejak his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting sejak his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, atau anda will be killed sejak a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool yu, ikan jerung movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool yu, ikan jerung movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion atau something.. That face image fucked me up..
