When life gives anda lemons, make orange jus and leave the world wondering how the heck anda did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An epal, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Makanan from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.
An epal, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight, atau should I walk sejak again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Cinta you, talk to anda later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Makanan from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my hari could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the dinding gets in the way.
That annoying moment when anda finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, anda need to use the restroom.
anda don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if anda miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have anda ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five lebih minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when anda see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and anda think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have anda ever had a fly atau small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether anda win atau lose, what matters is if I win atau lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, atau sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope anda enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he berkata that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Berlakon like Haiwan just because of me and I berkata that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If anda like Tekken and Naruto, anda may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If anda look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. anda tell me: do anda think this should be looked over?
flippy burying firestar
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope anda like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with lebih wise words.
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if anda Cinta Anime and Twilight,
then anda are going to Cinta this!
-They are making an Anime series of the saga!
lebih and lebih the rumor of an Anime Twilight tunjuk is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight Anime until 2013!
Sent in sejak (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
