#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer dinding was taken over sejak Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even lebih people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?
Garrison: anda want food?
Garrison: Then anda should fuckin' sertai the military! anda can get all the Makanan anda want!
Garrison: Yeah! And anda can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
Eren: We'll sertai the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!
Shardis: Alright, anda POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with anda batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a jagung COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And anda know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
Armin: Ar- Ar- Ar-
Shardis: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE hud, hood OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, anda SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO anda SING?!
Shardis: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!!
Armin: I don't know if I can-
Shardis: *sings a very high note*
Armin: *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around sejak Shardis*
Shardis: What about you, muffin top? What's your story?
Jean: Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.
Shardis: Wow. anda seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
Jean: Oh, well thank anda so m- *gets headbutted sejak Shardis*
Shardis: (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Jaeger? Is it too difficult for you? Well if anda want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so anda can clean up your SHIT PERFORMANCE!!!! Why can't anda be, lebih like that majestic stallion, Jean, over there?!
Jean: *laughs smugly*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!
Shardis: (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim-job, look at you, Jaeger! You're all loose and tight at the same time! JEAN! WHY CAN'T anda BE lebih LIKE JAEGER-BOMBASTIC OVER HERE?!
Jean: *starts crying*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN anda SUCK!!
Thomas (no indoor voice): OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. THIS IS CRAZY. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!!
Connie: I KNOW RIGHT! (cough)
Thomas (right seterusnya to Erin): WOW ERIN, THAT IS AMAZING, TELL US lebih ABOUT THAT GIANT TITAN anda COULD "TOTALLY" BEAT UP!
Erin: I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm... but I could totally take him with one arm.
Jean: I have never seen a creature quite so love—
Mikasa: I'm not into guys with vaginas.
Jean: *shocked* OHHH!!
Thomas: COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Eren: What bright side?!
Thomas: I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!
Eren: I fucking hate you, Thomas.
Connie: THOMAS anda SUCK!
Verman (no indoor voice): ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, anda ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!! *Beat* (normal) anda deploy in 15 minutes.
Thomas: I THINK ONE GOT ME! *gulp* (from inside the Titan's stomach) YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!!
Reiner: anda know who gives the best Nasihat on gears? Bertoldt right here.
Bertoldt: Oh, well, I'll just Bertell anda what I Bertoldt him: anda just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
Eren: That's it?
Armin: anda know what, he makes a good, (unintelligable), he makes a good point! (You know it's gotta be the power)
Reiner: Heh ha ha, this guy's great.
Jean: I'm not gonna fight you! You're dirty! *gets punched* Ow!