GOD HATES ME
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this soalan to be answered.
-Had some ikan fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent sejak him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are merah jambu and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda mencuri it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the seterusnya few week init! Man I iz well jalan now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God anda are a great guy! We should be buds!
Chapter 1
God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.
Chapter 2
I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.
Chapter 3
God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Emo from now on
-Went to bed
Chapter 4
God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this soalan to be answered.
-Had some ikan fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.
Chapter 5
It's raining today. Good.
Chapter 6
Rain stopped today. I ate some pop pop chicken then I yelled at God for a while, went to bed.
Chapter 7
Meredith and I did some homework today. Meredith is starting to annoy me though, I think she works for God and has been sent sejak him to annoy me and make my life hell. I might have to kill her.
Chapter 8
Claudia is really annoying she has this huge obsession with Muse. Why? Because they are stupid! It's annoying. Muse are stupid just because she is obsessed with Sarah. Claudia needs to talk to God.
Chapter 9
I watched 90210 today. It made me laugh. I think God loves them, they have everything. Not me because God Hates me.
Chapter 10
Miranda and I went pig hunting today we have a forest full of pigs in our village so we went pig hunting because pigs are merah jambu and chubby and full of good energy. I caught a fat one then Miranda mencuri it and ate it herself then she remembered she's a vegetarian. Miranda is a bitch!!
Chapter 11
I am sick today. Not good.
Chapter 12
I was meant to have maths this afternoon but I decided not to go and hang out with Miranda. I read Twilight for a while then I ate some fries.
Chapter 13
Yet again God is against me. I have no suitable clothing! Why God! Please answer me!!
Chapter 14
I fell out of my window today, and broke my leg. Now I'm in hospital so no school I think God is starting to like me now.
Chapter 15
God! God! God! God! Oh my God! I am well gangsta!
Chapter 16
I am returning from hospital today. I is going to be well bruised for the seterusnya few week init! Man I iz well jalan now
Chapter 17
I've decided to not be a gangsta. It doesn't become me.
Chapter 18
God anda are a great guy! We should be buds!
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once lebih at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure sejak now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For sejak him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones atau powers atau rulers atau authorities;
all things were created sejak him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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