41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.
7. After anda have your bath, bungkus, balut a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask anda what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping atau running into something. Look at the ground and whenever anda see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as anda can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an jam and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When anda pancuran, pancuran mandian atau bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when anda laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When anda fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything anda see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minit then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and menyeberang, cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let anda buy what anda want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim anda have been abducted sejak aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask anda to call someone, stay where anda are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Cinta anda Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take anda to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their meja chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid anda see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring utama the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want anda to see. Like a drop out atau a goth atau something. Tell them he/she's anda new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out mangga everywhere anda go