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posted by nessienjake
ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
anda know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have telah diberi a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when anda took her out and she berkata "I'm not hungry" so anda figured anda could take her to a nice place because anda were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate lebih than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So anda flip the bill and are broke for the seterusnya two weeks and she wonders why anda were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if anda can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, anda figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to tarikh her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon sejak both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't alih very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on bahagian, atas she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She berkata she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing anda for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my Cinta but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured anda with the truth. She also tortured anda with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying anda hate that jalang, perempuan jalang is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason anda were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for anda suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what anda got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to anda about taking what P stands for. It also means anda won't get any for a week.
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posted by dollyllama247
i found this online and thought it was funny ^.^

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as anda walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at anda for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 1 (Death Note) and walk in with no...
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posted by animelol
HI! Here are some Rawak facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started Fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My kegemaran animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not api, kebakaran (sorry fire)...
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posted by ShadowFan100
Shadow here, and I think it's time I listed the reasons why I Cinta this club. Here we go....

1: Randomness

As the club name suggests, it's completely RANDOM. anda can literally post nearly anything anda wish, and nobody gives a sh*t. sejak "random", though, I don't mean I want to post anything threatening/offensive towards anyone. I generally use this club to post what I'm interested in. I can talk about Vocaloid, Power Rangers, my Cinta for Nick Wilde and even being a Furry and literally no one gives me sh*t about it. I just Cinta how I'm basically free to be who I am without harsh judgement/backlash....
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