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1.Most Bola sepak players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 Haiwan that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time anda sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
9.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep anda from crying.
10.The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren’t for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.
11.Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.
12.The world’s smartest pig, owned sejak a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.
13.In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in zaitun oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.
14.Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas once in a while.
15.Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
16.You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener sejak wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.
17.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
18.12 newborns will be telah diberi to the wrong parents daily.
19.123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S’s highways.
20.160 cars can drive side sejak side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest road.
21.A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
22.A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so anda can eat your plate.
23.A cow produces 200 times lebih gas a hari than a person.
24.A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
25.A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
26.A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
27.A giraffe can go without water longer than a unta can.
28.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
29.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
30.A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
31.A yu, ikan jerung is the only ikan that can blink with both eyes.
32.A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
33.A whale’s penis is called a dork.
34.America once issued a 5-cent bill.
35.An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
36.An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
37.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
38.Ben and Jerry’s send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs Cinta the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
39.Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
40.Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s Ciuman the conveyor belt.
41.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
42.If anda toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but lebih like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
43.In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
44.It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Don’t try this at home!)
45.More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.
46.More people are killed annually sejak donkeys than die in air crashes.
47.More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.
48.Mosquitoes have teeth.
49.Most Americans’ car horns beep in the key of F.
50.Most cows give lebih susu when they listen to music.
51.Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
52.Most lipstick contains ikan scales.
53.Over 1000 birds a tahun die from smashing into windows.
54.Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.
55.The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
56.The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
57.The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
58.The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
59.The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
60.The only nation whose name begins with an “A” but doesn’t end in an “A” is Afghanistan.
61.The “save” ikon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the pengatup on backwards.
62.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
63.There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
64.There are over 52.6 million Anjing in the U.S.
65.There are lebih chickens than people in the world.
66.There are lebih plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
67.There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
68.There are only thirteen blimps in the world. Nine of them are in the United States.
69.When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
70.Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
71.You’re born with 300 bones, but when anda get to be an adult, anda only have 206.
72.You’re lebih likely to get stung sejak a bee on a windy hari than in any other weather.
73.Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.
74.The sound of E.T. walking was made sejak someone squishing her hands in Jello.
75.The starfish is one of the only Haiwan who can turn it’s stomach inside-out.
76.The state of Florida is bigger than England.
77.The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”
78.The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
79.The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.
80.The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
81.The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
82.The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
83.The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
84.The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
85.The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
86.The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.
87.The “L.L.” in L.L. kacang stands for Leon Leonwood.
88.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.”
89.The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
90.The longest word in the English language, according to the oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
91.The Main perpustakaan at Indiana universiti sinks over an inch every tahun because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the buku that would occupy the building.
92.The Boston universiti Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a bot can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
93.The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame jalan were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “Its A Wonderful Life”.
94.The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in the early 1500s.
95.The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
96.The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
97.The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war atau other emergencies.
98.The electric chair was invented sejak a dentist.
99.The gajah is the only mammal that can’t jump.
100.The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are lebih likely to become serial killers.

Everything anda see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are lebih likely to dream when anda are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If anda tear off paper from bottles, anda are sexually...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until anda are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines anda see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by australia-101
1. anda can't count your hair.
2. anda can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. anda can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!

10 Things I know about you...

1) anda are Membaca this.
2) anda are human.
3) anda can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) anda just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) anda have a smile on your face and anda skipped #5.
8) anda just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) anda laugh at this because anda are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) anda are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if anda fell for it! :)
posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope anda like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when anda heard someone talking on the intercom, anda fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give anda a ride utama and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a cendawan and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an artikel about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint kedai Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.


the Size of Your ikon Matters

Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell anda how many ikon-ikon I've seen that...
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.

1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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When having a nightmare and anda suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around anda are made sejak your brain which anda sometimes think is completely empty... Also if anda know you're dreaming, anda can control your dream and anda will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when anda suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your kegemaran celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The lebih he gives to others, the lebih he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer atau lebih flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a sumber of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever anda ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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Man: Where have anda been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hei baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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