Rawak Article: KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

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posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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deathding likes this

r-pattz Good job copying and pasting.

larouxbestfan YOU COPY AND PASTED!?!?! ILLEGAL!!!!! nah i dont care I'm not getting in trouble am i? ANYWAYS!! i guess thats a normal thing to forget your married ecspecially if you're famous and people have been talking about it ever sonce BEFORE you were married. i mean DUH!

ShiningsTar542 No! i didn't copy this,but looks like i got a problem with my account when i wanted to make it as a forum. well there is the right link http://www.fanpop.com/spots/random/forum/post/80272/title/katy-perry-forgets-shes-married -and u are totally right larouxdestfan i mean as a famous not as a normal person! xD

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a tarikh atau something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up sejak dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If anda have a dog atau cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When anda spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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17 Rawak things that will cure your boredom.

posted by amberhead4378

1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment atau building atau highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the hari and they arent making any noise
5.go to...

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Useful Hawaiian Phrases

posted by x-menobsessed26

Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...

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20 things to do in an Exam.

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minit early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers atau symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read soalan out loud,debate your jawapan with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and sejak brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in katil and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

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miley cyrus sucks

posted by jblovesme4ever

[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add lebih on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ Muzik vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

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The truth about Pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if anda look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight anda fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Makanan up.Pikachu...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by melcu

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sejak hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking...

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that anda can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarikh Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do anda realize how crazy and gross a lot of peminat-peminat are???? Here is a gross artikel about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached sejak “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

Sonic Humans

added by SheWolf11

Source: I DO NOT OWN THIS IMAGE

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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

posted by musicfanaticXD

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." cari for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this senarai is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minit & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

Slenderman And Nyan Cat

added by totoyo25

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XD Rawak Memes

added by tdacrazy6

Source: Tumblr

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The 70's tunjuk vs. The big bang theory

added by ember96

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ipod Shuffle Poem Game

posted by Bluekait

Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

anda never lived in the streets though anda wish anda had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If anda need help atau another example for a better understanding, let me know.

some other submarine meme

added by CokeTheUmbreon

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Johnny Lightning Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. sejak the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...

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Don't be hard on yourself. 💎

posted by Nuri__

Yes you are.

Good hari everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this artikel after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.

Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively anda going nowhere in progress you'll only sink lebih and lebih into depression.

Even if anda feel anda couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go ke hadapan without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...

Johnny Lightning Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let anda down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...

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Whatsupbugs Doesn't Know How To Be A Film Reviewer

posted by whatsupbugs

When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept Penulisan reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One bintang is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...