Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Filem ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack atau Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's bayam in our teeth.
26. There are times when Chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just sejak looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours sejak the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Filem ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our Friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our Friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack atau Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our Friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's bayam in our teeth.
26. There are times when Chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just sejak looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours sejak the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being Lost is to ask for directions.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them anda are raising money to buy Makanan for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that anda want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines hari gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them anda grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it seterusnya to your ear and say that he talks to anda and says he need a new utama and thats why anda buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like atau Cinta and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn lebih fans......add Rawak ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn lebih fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medal ...u have to add lebih pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have lebih medal .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get lebih fans.....and frnds too.
when i have lebih ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 hari everybody and type ur komen plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Rawak times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that anda are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this senarai ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs anda know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that anda are a muggle born even if anda did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope anda liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a soalan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on bahagian, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did anda here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan when the sign berkata "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do anda do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the jalan when the sign berkata "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when anda ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for the hati, tengah-tengah now
Have anda heard the news
maybe anda mencuri it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cari of you
Looking for he hati, tengah-tengah now
Have anda heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find anda soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of anda know it as the only song i know sejak hati, tengah-tengah from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge labah-labah i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!