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1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the seterusnya car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The lebih it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window atau sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat Makanan that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.

18. Look behind anda frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five Kucing in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for api, kebakaran trucks.

27. Stop and collect road kill.

28. Stop and pray to road kill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
added by akatsuki_otaku
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No Muzik to play so I sing anda my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
anda still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I Cinta you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give anda my heart
I'm gonna give anda my hati, tengah-tengah
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible hari starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The seterusnya hari Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He berkata giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I Lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor berkata coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I berkata in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He perpecahan, berpecah the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Buah seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make anda feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much anda get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. anda use the British curse of Makanan and bad tea.

3. anda wear a scarf and when your teachers tell anda to take it off, anda say KOLKOLKOL!

4. anda imagine your kegemaran Hetalia characters Singing your kegemaran songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomato, sos tomato buono tomato, sos tomato buono buono ooh tomato.

7. anda give people names that apply to their traits atau what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomato, sos tomato bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, anda say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. anda are Membaca this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first artikel on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Homestuck and have fallen madly in Cinta with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, anda better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, atau Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I berkata our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a Ciuman means.....

+ Ciuman on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Ciuman on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Ciuman on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Ciuman on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Ciuman on the Hand = I adore you
+ Ciuman on the Neck = We belong together
+ Ciuman on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Ciuman on the Lips = I Cinta you
+Laughing while Ciuman = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Cinta each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Cinta you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me anda Cinta me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Cinta anda too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If anda were thinking about someone while Membaca this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing Rawak letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as Rawak as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling yew why!

lebih Rawak letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other Rawak people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days lalu and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST Rawak PARAGRAPHS IN THE komen-komen AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as anda please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years lalu with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's hari in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started anugerah lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen tahun olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have anda know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe anda just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This artikel belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should anda ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants anda dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words anda should YouTube, should anda get the chance
-“Kevin bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved sejak everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the bulan is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sejak hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal sejak conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if anda are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test anda can chain mail to with any peeps atau even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on Fanpop atau any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in komen-komen what anda think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true atau not but the jawapan actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to anda people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just padam this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, alih your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not alih both hands atau both feet at the same time - anda will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as anda throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, atau why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and anda think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, anda SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

anda have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, atau what they are, atau even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, atau because anda think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P