10. Sing “Bad Touch” sejak the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains atau argues, reply with “What are anda gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with anda for Halloween
4. tunjuk him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room atau says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” sejak Madonna.