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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when anda don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at anda when anda wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos atau have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if anda see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate Penulisan on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and anda almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids Cinta to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of anda if anda don't have cell phone atau some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of anda for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Makanan is just ridiculous.
19. If anda chew gum anda write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if anda get in a word fight, anda only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If anda stand up atau talk, anda have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done atau your ride is here.
21. If anda have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches anda breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses anda and tell anda that anda need to break it.
22. If anda make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when anda don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at anda when anda wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos atau have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if anda see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate Penulisan on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and anda almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids Cinta to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of anda if anda don't have cell phone atau some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of anda for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Makanan is just ridiculous.
19. If anda chew gum anda write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if anda get in a word fight, anda only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If anda stand up atau talk, anda have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done atau your ride is here.
21. If anda have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches anda breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses anda and tell anda that anda need to break it.
22. If anda make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the bahagian, atas of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long hari of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill berkata to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task sejak concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be lebih seterusnya week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be lebih seterusnya week.
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)