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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when anda don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at anda when anda wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos atau have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if anda see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate Penulisan on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and anda almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.

14. The kids Cinta to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)

15. The most "popular" kids make fun of anda if anda don't have cell phone atau some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)

16. The kids always make fun of anda for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.

17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.

18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Makanan is just ridiculous.

19. If anda chew gum anda write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if anda get in a word fight, anda only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.

20. If anda stand up atau talk, anda have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done atau your ride is here.

21. If anda have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches anda breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses anda and tell anda that anda need to break it.

22. If anda make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.

23. There are roaches in the gym.

This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Friends and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the bahagian, atas of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long hari of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill berkata to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task sejak concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be lebih seterusnya week.
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Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are anda doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake Cinta notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near anda falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the bahagian, atas of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by Lady10358
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS atau If anda find a baju store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Makanan court and go to a fast Makanan place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meja, jadual Singing elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as anda can "I Cinta THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT hari AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until anda see an old lady/guy...
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and anda have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this artikel to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, anda did it. anda FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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