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posted by jblovesme4ever
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1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did anda raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if anda must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch anda "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 lebih times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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The Kekasih of the Heart
In order to form a lebih perfect Ciuman enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Ciuman on the hand- I adore you
2. Ciuman on the cheek- I just want to be Friends
3. Ciuman on the neck- I want anda
4. Ciuman on the lips- I Cinta you
5. Ciuman on the ears- I am just playing
6. Ciuman anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Ciuman me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I Cinta anda too much to let anda go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Pick what bulan anda were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat seterusnya to...
Sep: I farted seterusnya to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what hari anda were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready atau not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. anda are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
 Eve's drawing
Eve's drawing
A woman runs from a soldier from the army F.E.A.R. She clutches a kalung as she runs through the desert. She’s out of breath but keeps going, knowing that if she stops she’ll die. She looks back often as thoughts run through her troubled mind.
‘When will we kill them? atau will they win? Will the rebels atau F.E.A.R. prevail?’
Her heartbeat quickened and it grew harder to breath every second. But she pushed on. The soldier of F.E.A.R. was closing in on her. She cried out as she saw F.E.A.R. just behind her.
As the soldier approached her she spun around and held the kalung in front of...
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks anda To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your meja And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks
Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...
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posted by lalaland101
every jam of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast Makanan cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated jawbreaker can explode when bitten into

studies tunjuk that covering a wart with duct tape is lebih effective than having a doctor remove it

your lebih likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then anda winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

in...
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posted by misscrazel
                 Prologue
When I was young I heard that once, long ago, it was bright, the sun shined, children went outside to play. Now it's dark and foggy. No one goes outside. It seems it will never go back to the way it was. But people say it will. And maybe, thousands of years later it will. But right now, it's terrible, and I have the feeling it will get worse. Though I don't know quite how that is possible it's awful enough right now with all the smoke and fog. Not to mention the wars. Everyone is at peace now but soon I know they'll start again. 

Chapter one

Smoke filled the...
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posted by ruhani_noor
As I looked back on a seemingly unending journey I commenced years ago, I found myself in an ocean of memories. The days that I hurt the most, became my sumber of strength for the cruel and real world. The days I laughed now seem like a distant dream and I no longer remember the faces of those who made me smile. The dreams that I chase has come this far and now I already see it as a part of my life. My dreams are daunting but are the only thing that keeps me going.
A lot of anda may be wondering sejak now as to what this person here is even talking about... well it's just my escape from the reality that I am Penulisan here. I am certainly not sad atau depressed just someone who loves to Cinta but don't know how to express letting others misunderstand. while the best thing about this site remains the secret of my identity.
Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every soalan anda answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every soalan anda answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and anda answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving anda at 10.See how simple?

1.When anda see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of anda in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let anda go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what anda got in the comments!!!!
posted by hannah16
1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some Rawak old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long anda can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and menelan your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make bintang trek door...
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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the katil half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and berkata "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and epal, apple juice.I thought" what in mother's name can anda make...
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posted by misscrazel
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               Stephanie 
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright merah jambu doorway. 
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's. 
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you." 
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway. 
i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have anda been!?!?

Me: nice to see anda too, so are anda human atau robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and anda want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run utama and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
Beg for a Playstation 3 every time anda with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on gitar Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells anda to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while anda do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her anda changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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posted by deathroman13
Everyone knows, shit happens everywhere

Confucianism
Confucius says: “Shit happens”.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism
Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Shintoism
This shit happens everywhere.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christianity
Shit happens to sinners.
Islam
Shit happens if it is the will of God.
Astrology
Shit is written in the stars.
Catholicism
If shit happens, anda deserve it.
Protestantism
Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.
Lutheranism
When shit happens, change the subject.
Calvinism
Shit happens because anda don't work hard...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
Dear Noah, We could've sworn anda berkata the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down Anjing at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do anda do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do anda know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a hati, tengah-tengah attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with anda guys :D


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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character atau the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop...
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posted by misscrazel
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her utama because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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As an introductory note, none of this is directed at anyone in particular. It's just based on what I've seen here and elsewhere. I don't wanna start any shit; this is just kinda my two cents about etiquette.l

My opinion pretty much revolves around one policy: don't be an asshole.

Don't be a grammar nazi. Yeah it's annoying when people can't spell atau fuck up punctuation but honestly, so what? Unless they made an honest mistake, anda being uptight about spelling and grammar isn't going to change how someone types (any grammar nazi would know this from experience). What do anda gain, anyway, from...
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