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twilight peminat-peminat enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like anda twilight peminat-peminat keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it atau not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across soalan and video and fanpicks and pictures...

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Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend atau husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. Penulisan algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. Penulisan algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should tunjuk that its penulis knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when Penulisan an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things anda learn from horror Filem

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house anda are living in tells anda to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a pisau is chasing anda around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, anda idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never perpecahan, berpecah up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when anda feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and anda Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and anda find anda always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if anda turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if anda need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and anda will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each hari that anda cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would anda do if anda realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, jawapan Tom.

“What if that had been struck sejak lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

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Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....

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True Story!

posted by invadercalliope

At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara berkata "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A Ciuman :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A Ciuman :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......

Well the huraian of this story is i was so adorable that hari X3

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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of anda girls out there know who have gone through this, all anda want to do after a break-up is cry...

anda want to cry because anda are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my Nasihat and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your Friends every day. Do NOT stay utama alone atau anda will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make anda feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. anda could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your kegemaran dessert, atau go to a movie atau a konsert with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old foto-foto of the two of anda atau stay utama listening to Cinta songs. anda have to alih on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

Nasihat sent in sejak Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The seterusnya day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 tahun old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If anda can catch me, anda can have me."

Without a saat thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the seterusnya four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell anda something and anda better listen good here.If there's something anda really enjoy and anda have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your hati, tengah-tengah because your hati, tengah-tengah will lead anda to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage anda and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage anda and tell anda that anda are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage anda to follow anda dreams and will believe in you.They will want anda to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, atau about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red atau blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” atau during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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Rawak jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This itik walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the itik leaves.

The seterusnya day, the itik returns and asks, "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the itik leaves.

The hari after that, the itik walks in the store again and asks "Do anda have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told anda no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if anda come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM anda KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by Milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read soalan aloud, Debat your jawapan with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this soalan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that anda would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Cinta with anda
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until anda find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit anda first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of anda shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give anda a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...

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51 Fun Things to Do at Church

posted by thatguywashot

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Anjing in kot closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet Muzik with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person seterusnya to it: "Is this kerusi, tempat duduk SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant pantai ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minit before it starts, find...

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Just to let anda know.

posted by Trainofdoom

Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. anda are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.

That is all.

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10 kegemaran YouTuber's

posted by yamishadow2001

10. Number 10 is HMK he makes video about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes video about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make video where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait anda might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared...

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What baby are you?

posted by rayrayrox

JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not tunjuk it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making Friends but rarely shows...