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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Makanan at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid soalan (ex: What do perpustakaan cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a hari when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who anda think she is
posted by AngelVicki427
I put up this artikel just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative atau anything.
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One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject Haiwan and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think atau relate to these, in some way atau another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when anda want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are anda talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone anda don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where anda think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay lebih than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your katil because you're afraid something under your katil is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think atau relate to these, in some way atau another:

-I accept your apology, but I do not accept anda as my friend anymore.
-I hate when my parents take everything so seriously.
-I get upset when my phone looses one battery bar.
-Hearing rumors about your favourite celeb and getting pissed off.
-You call me.. I ignore it. I get a "restricted/unknown" call.. do anda think I'm dumb?
-We all want what we can't have.
-Seeing a scary movie either to laugh atau have someone hold you.
-Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean...
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every tahun my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of labu pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My kegemaran booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best konsert ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) alih everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an gajah weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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posted by SaitoSaturno
1. I've got my perpustakaan card and im checking anda out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are anda wearing angkasa pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those cookies, biskut for sale?
5. anda must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are anda a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep anda in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. anda wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do anda like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person seterusnya to anda if they know how to tap into top-secret pentagon files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the padam key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever anda hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard sejak reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by cleo-mermaid
ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to peminat pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill anda go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when anda have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then anda have it!!!

then make sure anda dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, huraian and then when anda finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says ikon put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
posted by invadercalliope
I hope anda enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all anda opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't anda see, the resolve to cut anda reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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posted by Milorox18
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me anda Cinta me.

Girl:I Cinta you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can anda take off my topi keledar and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the seterusnya day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his topi keledar so that she would live even if he died.
posted by -SkySplitter-
I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do anda call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here anda go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates Kristian and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters atau other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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posted by amy_the_demon
BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: anda want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame keldai song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hei THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though anda were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!

Could anda stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do anda mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
posted by yukikiyruu
at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one soalan which would have telah diberi many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any lebih soalan say " why does my Anjing breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ Cinta (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells anda to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if anda dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6....
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Note: This was my speech for Debat team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while Membaca this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where anda could be turned down from a job because anda were black and your employer was a white man, a world where anda can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which anda cannot marry the Cinta of your life because anda two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is berkata to be a free country, one with civility. anda would think...
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One hari a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are anda laughing? I just insulted all of anda losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how anda feel anda have to take the time to make fun of us. anda obviously...
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the seterusnya stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the seterusnya stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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