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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can anda fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did anda know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last tahun met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the bahagian, atas of a pencakar langit, bangunan pencakar langit it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued sejak the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most popular domestic trip activity sejak American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Penulisan it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if anda don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest anda don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us atau tell a story about the hideous freak anda met tonight. anda don’t know me, if anda did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....

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Everybody Loves Raymond Petikan

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Cinta Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Cinta every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are anda talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, anda have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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26 Key and Peele Petikan I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on YouTube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up?
Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!?...

bahagian, atas Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" sejak comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my senarai of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six atau something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her Filem lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

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bahagian, atas 10 Most Lovable Jerks On Televisyen

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Brave hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This senarai is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, atau just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

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bahagian, atas 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started menunjukkan some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of anda who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released sejak sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I berkata that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for anda to get lebih detailed information, just...

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Cinta no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t anda ever say I just walked away
I will always want anda
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want anda

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Cinta
All I wanted was to break your walls
All anda ever did was break me
Yeah, anda wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put anda high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, anda let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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bahagian, atas 10 dumbest things ever berkata to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever berkata to me

10. "If anda keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was telah diposkan on my Fanpop dinding sejak Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her dinding letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do anda want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

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Marilyn Monroe Petikan

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what anda make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is anda get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with anda through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest belukar, belukar, bush Petikan

posted by joe-kerr

hei everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Petikan are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sejak hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

bahagian, atas 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope anda like this one better than the first one please leave a komen if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy menanggung, menanggung, bear reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy menanggung, bear and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and berkata it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy menanggung, bear the sales man gave the girls the Teddy menanggung, bear for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy menanggung, bear evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy menanggung, bear ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about Cinta

posted by wakana

1. People are lebih likely to tilt their heads to the right when Ciuman instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Cinta song was written 4,000 years lalu and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Cinta relationships began with one atau both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Cinta can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current bahagian, atas 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current bahagian, atas 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Cinta this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big peminat of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this senarai actually....

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a hati, tengah-tengah attack. His hati, tengah-tengah isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first anda don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on api, kebakaran with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....