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posted by sideshowbobbart
16
1) anda will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) anda will check the Fridge to see if any Makanan has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and anda are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) anda hate it when anda run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when anda are in the middle of a huge argument and realize anda are wrong

8) anda think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minit after the right moment

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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The saat one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, atau Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that anda can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person seterusnya to anda evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
posted by bvbmary15
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1. “I Cinta your physique. anda must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and anda will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure anda don’t use this on every saat guy.2. “Have we met before atau do anda have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are anda going to ask me out, atau do anda like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when anda are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. anda always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are anda an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just jelly, jeli because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just jelly, jeli because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomato, sos tomato bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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 I'm a drama Queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming Rawak stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever anda want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, atau a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything anda say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger atau anda can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if anda think you'll...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often anda receive a strange text message from someone anda don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, atau sent from a spy trying to warn anda of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do anda handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. anda can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say anda should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisyen sejak candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Televisyen very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a basi

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole itik

•    All foam, no beer...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). anda may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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posted by jodith
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were anda 3 hours ago?
2. Who are anda in Cinta with?
3. Have anda ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything merah jambu within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time anda went to the mall?
6. Are anda wearing socks right now?
7. Do anda have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time anda drove out of town?
9. Have anda been to the Filem in the last 5 days?
10. Are anda hot?
11. What was the last thing anda had to drink?
12. What are anda wearing right now?
13. Do anda wash your car atau let the car wash do it?
14. Last Makanan that anda ate?
15. Where were anda last week...
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posted by Kyssmig
5
One evening there was a murder in the utama of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by Musiclover456
1. Do anda sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know anda like boys yet ; yes
3. Do anda enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are anda a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small atau large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are anda short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do anda like somebody ; yes
8. Do anda care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do anda like Halloween ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are anda double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about anda ;not...
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So I published a 3 part set of artikel-artikel over on the Muzik spot, and I wanted to post them here as well (hope that's alright with everyone) because Rawak has just such a wide variety of people and I think getting two sets of opinions is cool.

If anyone cares I compiled a senarai of bands I personally Cinta that I think could use some lebih recognition. I'm gonna have pautan to some songs sejak them (if anda care to take a listen) and a bit about why I like each as well as a picture of the band, if anda wish to base on appearance alone and the genre(s) they fall under.

Within Temptation



Genre: Symphonic...
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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over sejak the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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posted by FanFun1010
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the bahagian, atas spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at utama with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Cinta for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Cinta him, but I think that he really does Cinta me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by woowie
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Kat: anda spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and anda know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Cinta AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, anda stay since anda live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
posted by ShiningsTar542
8
There is a topless foto of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied sejak some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged foto of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” berkata her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while anda sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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