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posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i Cinta bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way anda are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl anda need to shave

and when anda smile, the whole world ducks and...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pic, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pic, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Ciuman and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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posted by McDreamyluva

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been telah diberi your share !

HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?

HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by nessienjake
I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours sejak hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...
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I bet I know what some of anda are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat atau what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minit when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod atau laptop for a week if I left it open again. atau when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by Gracie1995
The Full senarai from the book STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE – How to find social success with the urban-dwelling middle classes sejak Christian Lander

#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny atau Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a tahun Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black Muzik that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 kacang, pea Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

lebih famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt


leonardo davinci



Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by funnyshawna
Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend anda are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend anda can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an e-mel to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

that is my new kegemaran song, just so anda know. omg ;i wrote lebih in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, tupai clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New tunjuk Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia artikel About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Muzik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia artikel about Victorious:

"The tunjuk follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

Anyone Get Me, anda Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your katil rock!

Is your dad a thief atau something? Because someone mencuri the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy anda a drink – atau would anda just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....
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Hello there. As many of anda have already noticed,there has been a lot of stuff that's not for kids 13 and under. Like pornography in a couple of spots and vile language. As their seniors I guess,we should make this place safer for them. Nobody wants to be arrested for talking sexually to a 12 tahun older atau for posting child porn on here. But many people wonder why they shouldn't curse. I will honestly explain that to you. Please enjoy this opinionated article.

One of the first reasons why a person shouldn't curse (type them anyways) around 13-11 tahun olders on here is because they might learn...
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite hari last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this tahun because after making a tinjauan about whether atau not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite hari on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this tarikh was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

If anyone has any disagreements about the tarikh than feel free to contact me.
posted by Atsukokagari
Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my Friends call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If anda want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If anda give up on your dreams anda are also giving up on your chances...
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 Episode 2 is here!
Episode 2 is here!
Welcome back mates! In case anda missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this artikel series is all about.

In the last episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and Rawak scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked anda all for ideas in the komen-komen section below! That's also how this tunjuk will be running from now on, so if anda like this series, then don't forget to peminat and leave a komen below on what anda guys and gals want me to create in the seterusnya episode!

And with that being said, let's...
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sweetest poison run into my mouth
bittersweet in taste
what anda think I would do
i still just in Cinta with anda
your kisses are like api, kebakaran
anda take me to the stars and higher.
dark is the night,
but if we colouring dreams, it will be shine light.
a breeze of wind is in the air
it´s flying a leaf into your hair.
my hati, tengah-tengah is flying like a butterfly.
Let`s be together anda and I.
posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude ke hadapan in future Shall I still support her to death
atau Why?

other point people
there are different genres of Muzik ,but teenager atau peminat-peminat go for pop most of all.
Like MJ peminat-peminat
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like Membaca newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's lebih like shouting in streets.
&his peminat-peminat are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable tunjuk atau artist

why there is nudity ?

atau fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes atau grabbing crotch .
sejak telling me it was a tunjuk & they were Berlakon only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take komen-komen asking soalan from the last episode and answer them in the seterusnya article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope anda enjoy our saat episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who dikomen in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...
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"Break Your Heart"

Whoa whoa

Now listen to me baby
Before I Cinta and leave you
They call me hati, tengah-tengah breaker
I don't wanna deceive you

If anda fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear anda apart
Told anda from the start,
Baby from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa

There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving


I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa [2x]

And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad serigala, wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If anda fall for me I'm only gonna tear anda apart
Told ya from the start.

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]

Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built sejak Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity sejak destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who mencuri the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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