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How do anda know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garaj door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the tahun 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a dinding caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for anda – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced sejak hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when anda are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then anda may call her sejak this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by moodystuff449

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, anda can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one lebih service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving Kucing for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time sejak blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live sejak the sword get shot sejak those who don't.

I Cinta cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.




Hey, do anda like Harry Potter? I do.

See that? I'm a dedicated peminat to the Rawak spot. Haha I got my medal and anda didn't!

I don't need anda atau your brand new Benz, atau your boojy friends...


Keep going...

Ok here it is!

Be yourself. Don't hold anything back.
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posted by shelb18
1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that anda had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay anda Cinta it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister atau brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.
A Nice hari To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the rumput to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot lebih fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing lebih than the the people who anda spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"


"Friends. Those companions anda speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give anda a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if anda can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your hari been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a jalan named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by foxyv17
This is an episode of NAME THAT SONG!!!
I will write down some lyric and anda will have to name the song and the singer/group!

1st song here it comes!

Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........

Ok seterusnya one!

Baby up in here to night.No fighting!

last one for now!

Hello baby can I see anda smile! I'm going to a...

That it for now! sejak the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The Fanpop people say I need to make it longer so I will just write Rawak words atau letters.

blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that anda probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only Haiwan capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could anda add?
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here anda go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet anda didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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posted by greenstergirl
I if anda want this to be funny, anda might want to read atau watch the harry potter Filem and books. If anda already have the just read.

1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told anda anda had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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1. anda fall down the stairs.

2. A pokok falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. anda eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. anda are making out with a person and then anda trow up in their mouth
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your bantal gets a face and bites anda head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate anda and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, anda get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that anda are going to die, then anda die.

11. When anda are dieing your crush says that...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because anda know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that anda must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who anda are and anda should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make anda feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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This is my senarai of Filem from best to worst. Please take notice that this artikel is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like atau dislike any of the Filem that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Krismas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute bot hanging on the Krismas pokok and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Krismas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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As many of anda girls out there know who have gone through this, all anda want to do after a break-up is cry...

anda want to cry because anda are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my Nasihat and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your Friends every day. Do NOT stay utama alone atau anda will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make anda feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. anda could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your kegemaran dessert, atau go to a movie atau a konsert with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old foto-foto of the two of anda atau stay utama listening to Cinta songs. anda have to alih on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

Nasihat sent in sejak Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around anda has an attitude problem
2.your adding Chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything anda say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive anda crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and anda just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to punch someone without a reason
12.if anda start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if anda were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give anda 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so anda know*