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Marry your dog.

Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).

Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.

GeT A jOb.

Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.

Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... atau your pants... which ever work better.

Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a strawberi head then fart in his face lol.

Knuckles are months on your hands.

Lick your elbow.

To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.

Say yo-mama jokes to your children.

Eat pizza until anda hurl then.........eat more.

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posted by cute20k
1. Your Membaca my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Membaca this.
4. anda didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did anda notice I skipped number three.
7. anda don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that anda silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then anda realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But anda remember that a fact is something that can be proven right atau wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. anda wish anda never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch anda with the missing number this time. atau did I?
14. anda wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Membaca powers amaze you.
16. anda totally forgot I was only supposed to tell anda ten facts.
posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different jalan in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made anda feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of utama that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...
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posted by Penguin11
12 Things anda Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would anda have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent api, kebakaran first, giving himself time to...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Rawak numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their soalan with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarikh and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your kegemaran celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking soalan like "How are anda and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as anda can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red tukar, boleh tukar to go along with it. Ride your tukar, boleh tukar with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that anda don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the pantai wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure atau how anda look like, go out there!
posted by Jackimo17
As anda may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes anda dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum berkata th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do anda think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho komen fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
posted by SylarNight
[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. anda are warned.]]]

Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... anda think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky atau in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one hari this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one hari on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the meja, jadual of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one hari even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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found this on the net:

Top 17 Signs Your Airline Attendant is About Ready to Retire

17. Always grumbling about how things were much simpler when Orville and Wilbur ran the business.

16. For dinner, asks, "Ya want the white crap atau the yellow crap?"

15. When pointing to the emergency exits, uses nothin' but her middle finger.

14. Occasionally tries to prop-start a 747.

13. Insists on menunjukkan anda pictures of her prom tarikh with Bob Dole.

12. Loudly refers to pilot and co-pilot as "Opie" and "The Beav."

11. At the security checkpoint, her hip sets off the metal detector.

10. Replaces in-flight movie...
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Well,I thought it was about time this artikel was made. I've seen a lot of people insult others for liking a certain ship. This is NOT something anda should do. Oh,don't like the ship? Okay! Hate the ship but don't hate the shipper. It's even worse if anda dare just..hate on the person and their OTP. Leave them alone. They like what they like. How would anda feel if somebody insulted YOUR kegemaran ship? Not happy right. Anyways,I have seen some of this argument like thing in two clubs. The Adventure Time club and the Powerpuff Girls club. I am honestly disappointed at the people who had the nerve...
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posted by KataraLover

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full artikel review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits seterusnya to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by Windrises
There are several high quality singers of both genders. My kegemaran female singer is Helen Edgeworth (Helen von Drama).

You're likely wondering who Helen Edgeworth is. She's a singer who has a account on YouTube. She sings songs from Studio Ghibli films. Since Studio Ghibli is my kegemaran animated films studio I'm a big peminat of Helen Edgeworth.

Helen Edgeworth does American versions of Japanese Studio Ghibli songs. She often writes her own versions of Studio Ghibli songs. Her lyrics are well written and good. Her version of The Wind Rises song is AMAZING. However the best thing about Helen Edegeworth is her voice. She has a eloquent and lovely sounding voice that anda need to hear.

Helen Edgeworth currently has around 110 peminat-peminat so please help her get lebih fans. She's 1 of my kegemaran singers. Every Studio Ghibli peminat should check out her songs.
posted by Windrises
Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my kegemaran is Tony Jay.

Tony jay did lebih than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...
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posted by tamore
as much as i Cinta the song sejak my Cinta brittany spears this is about the Rawak club

y'all are toxic not because y'all have different opinions (idgaf about that man) but because y'all are so quick to point out flaws. compliments are rare and instead everything seems to be a fight. it's a war of the egos because nobody wants to be wrong and everybody thinks they're better and smarter than everyone else.

it's interesting i suppose to look at it sociologically - the internet levels out such differences as socioeconomic class, appearance, gender to a large extent, location, language........... instead...
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posted by Riku114
After taking a good long look over at the arguments and rioting that was going on yesterday as well as holding a bit of a conversation with Zeppie, I have to say something about this whole Uaan scenario. But before I say anything else I would like to address two things. Firstly, I am just as guilty as all of this as anyone else and in no way do I think I am better nor do I really have a place to even call anyone bad, so if I do (which I don’t think I will but in case) I take it back right now. Secondly, I still do not agree with Yumi at all. Just putting that last one out there. Oh I lied....
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posted by GDragon612
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When anda were born, anda were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of bintang dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter Kucing with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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posted by xoxoLA
I think batman, Superman and captain America.
I Cinta captain America and I Cinta a military man plus he is so dreamy ahhhhhhhh! xx
I Cinta Superman cuz he is so strong I Cinta strong men with muscels .
I Cinta Batman because he is cute and my kinda man.
I Cinta them all and I have crushes on them all too! Oops just gave away my crush oh well? Does it matter message me if anda think it does.
Why do anda think I like them so much? I literally have no idea why I like them all so much and if u like aquaman it is a bit weird cuz hes a merman atau whatever anda call him I just don't really care about him and sorry to the creators of him but he really isn't stylish.......