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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if anda never got a best answer, just simply drink susu out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the soalan might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are anda really typing now atau is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do anda wear? I wear a size 13. anda look like a 9 atau ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do anda think all these soalan are coming from 1 person?

User: anda keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as anda used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! anda are a machine. Why can't anda accept this?
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the saat hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, four suburban trucks, pokok moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth hari of Cristmas my true love...
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posted by hidan141
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, anda might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If anda troll, anda will be banned in 10 saat flat and nobody will feel sorry for anda when anda whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take anda seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape anda with hate if anda say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
posted by SymmetryHeart
Beauty is our weapon against nature; sejak it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the Cinta that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that Cinta which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only sejak their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired sejak the art of mathematics rather than sejak any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. loceng

I...
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posted by Blackteardrops
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*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would tarikh Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Ciuman who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never tarikh a girl
I swear I'd still Cinta men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When anda watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by moolah
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Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the rumput to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot lebih fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that anda can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the utama Depot is lebih saving and lebih doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are lebih than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is Berlakon the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are lebih than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has berkata that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that anda have to work hard...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)
posted by koolamelia
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle topi keledar as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by -Wednesday-
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u wudnt know if there was roti on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is roti on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the roti is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and atau eat the roti that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the roti off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the roti that is on yer head so u can on living without roti on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the roti that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating roti it is so if i tell u that there is roti on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of roti on yer head
posted by selgomez5613
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Our hati, tengah-tengah beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in lebih information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a Tenis court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is lebih refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is lebih complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We...
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posted by lucius_malloy
3
Answering the soalan link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by energizerbunny
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Ok, so I have a 17 tahun old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by sassikassi
11
Can anda read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and anda can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr sejak istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I anda can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
posted by princess829
2
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew anda were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my hati, tengah-tengah broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While anda go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my hati, tengah-tengah broken into two
And theres nothing anda can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an 1 in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".










Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper


Keep looking for lebih puzzles cuz I'll siarkan some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
posted by twilight0girl
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zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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