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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope anda like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey hei Hey)
Hear what I say
I need anda I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres lebih to life.
Than waiting, for anda to realize.
(What anda need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for anda to call back
(But anda never...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
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1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a penyu it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
posted by nessienjake
4
It was on my e-mel and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and Pistol and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of katil and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the katil he gets on bahagian, atas of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by lydiascats
4
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls

things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
Gothic colors
pink
Berlakon VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF

words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused

THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!

as i said, totally dumb and random.
posted by funnyshawna
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hei there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Cinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the seterusnya best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t anda even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...
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posted by ssook78
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O_O I Cinta THE tunjuk SO Rawak I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I Cinta ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE tunjuk CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much Kandi freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH Fred anda OK!! ice cream o_o
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, berkata as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Muzik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time kegemaran fast Makanan restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out atau dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by karpach_14
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1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get anda to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when anda talk about your ex-boyfriend atau ex...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if anda never got a best answer, just simply drink susu out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the soalan might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are anda really typing now atau is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do anda wear? I wear a size 13. anda look like a 9 atau ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do anda think all these soalan are coming from 1 person?

User: anda keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as anda used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! anda are a machine. Why can't anda accept this?
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the saat hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth hari of Krismas my true Cinta gave to me, four suburban trucks, pokok moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth hari of Cristmas my true love...
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posted by hidan141
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, anda might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If anda troll, anda will be banned in 10 saat flat and nobody will feel sorry for anda when anda whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take anda seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape anda with hate if anda say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
posted by SymmetryHeart
Beauty is our weapon against nature; sejak it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
-Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the Cinta that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that Cinta which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
-Derek Walcott

Guided only sejak their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired sejak the art of mathematics rather than sejak any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
-E. T. loceng

I...
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posted by Blackteardrops
2
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would tarikh Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd Ciuman who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never tarikh a girl
I swear I'd still Cinta men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When anda watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by moolah
2
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the rumput to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot lebih fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that anda can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the utama Depot is lebih saving and lebih doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are lebih than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is Berlakon the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are lebih than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has berkata that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that anda have to work hard...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post kemaskini if anda want :)
posted by koolamelia
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal sejak conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle topi keledar as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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