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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Cinta a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking keldai so happily
Supernova, bend anda over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking anda right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock anda outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when anda go against me,
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Taylor's POV:
The seterusnya night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If anda step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
posted by pollydbookworm
If anda have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, anda have $1.19. anda also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Rawak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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Cabin for the Summer
Chapter 12: Minnie
By: moolah

(so, very sorry for the wait on this chapter…I will TRY to make it worth it!!)
I’ve been obsessed with Lexisfaith’s original stories, and I have decided I’m going to try and write stories like days of the week. I don’t have that many stories, but for now anda will get And I Care Why and these…so…hope u enjoy!!!

Dear Diary,
    I want to leave this place. Everything that could go wrong is. The only thing that makes it better is Gossip Girl TiVo’d on the flat screen in our room. I miss just hanging out on the beach...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Dear God,

I have a special offer for anda today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If anda bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, anda also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor sejak floor, and once anda find what anda are looking for, anda can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling anda what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation alih on to...
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posted by darina25
u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the bahagian, atas 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.
posted by invadercalliope
This is 100% true.
This all really did happen to me.

When i was little, me my mom and sister.
Live in this creepy blue house *it was big*
I wasn't scared because i was to young.
But I still remeber everything.
One of the weirdest things was when ever i went to
the back-yard i herd this creepy animal weird growl sound i did cry when i herd it and i was the only one in the family who herd it to.
Sometimes my sister mom and when my dad visted
carried me to the back yard teasing me. I was
crying and kicking.
Another one is my dreams they were so weird.
One dream i had was that i was on the dock and
my sister...
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posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat seterusnya to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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raindrops on Ros and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp epal, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A perahu nelayan kecil, pukulan to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em seterusnya time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale atau lager.

3. Valentine's hari would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if anda saw your shadow, you'd get the hari off to go drinking. Mother's hari too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda Cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....
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posted by InvaderCynder
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posted by disneyboy122
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling sejak and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass sejak so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
K so me and my sister are wrting a book and we really want it to be published atau made into a tv show, but we want the tv thing lebih so me and her stayed up ALL night and thought up of an opening 4 the first episode. so i'll write it and PLEASE tell me wat anda think and if you'd want to here lebih atau see this on your tv, so here it is:
(opens in on 3 sleeping teen girls) (Izzy wakes up and does jumping jacks, splits, and a flip)
"Ella! I NEED my slingshot!!" Izzy berkata to Ella. "No! Your not flinging Alyssa with rocks again!" Ella said. "Yeah! i still have bruces for that!" Alyssa said. "Well Im...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If anda were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was seterusnya to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Kandi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Kandi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Cinta these!),a lot lebih too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always berkata it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
anda weren't warned!"Billy replied

posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains atau dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat senapang rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, atau even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy sejak the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going utama afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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OK, this artikel is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had berkata that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few menanggung, bear prints, and started to wander...
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