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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Well here anda are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven atau hell

an afterlife
atau a nothingness

forgiveness
atau an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have anda come here ?
What do anda need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe anda want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask anda now..
how many of these pills

would anda take each hari to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs atau antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel pretty good, I feel normal.

I am grateful.


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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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His troops, led sejak four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he berkata to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” berkata one of the men, a German.
“Done!” berkata Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” berkata the saat officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” berkata the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be telah diberi to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” berkata the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” berkata the emperor. “I will give anda a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will anda have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” berkata the man.
“Done!” berkata the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
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Fan fiction by Usui--takumi posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Battle of Wits
Subuddhi and Kubuddhi were always trying to get the better of each other. One day, in October, Kubuddhi saw a mangga growing on his tree. He knocked it down, wrapped it in a cloth and waited for Subuddhi to come by. When he did he called out to him. "I have a riddle for you," he said. "Can anda tell me what Buah is wrapped in this cloth? If anda guess correctly anda may take anyone thing from my house that anda can carry out with your two hands; if anda fail I'll come to your house and carry away something."
"All right," berkata Subuddhi, always ready to match his wits with Kubuddhi. "It must be a guava."
"No," berkata the other man."I'll give anda two lebih guesses."
"It is the season for custardapples," berkata Subuddhi. "It must be a custard apple."
"Last guess."
"Pomegranate?"
"You've failed," berkata Kubuddhi and triumphantly uncovered the mango.
"I'll go utama and prepare for your visit," berkata Subuddhi. "Come in half an hour."
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Article by Me_Iz_Here posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to atau we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place
We found merpati in a soapless place

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
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Fan fiction by adaug posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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It was Friday,exactly when Molly got utama she went to bed."UGH!So tired!Stupid school."She berkata laying down."Molly!I need anda to fill up the fridge with water bottles!"Mom yelled."MOM!I JUST LAID DOWN!"She shouted."I don't care!Now come on!"Mom demanded,even louder."FINE!!!"Molly's voice cut through the air.Molly stomped in there."Here!Get to work!"Mom said,handing Molly a bottle of water."Fine!"Molly berkata watching her mom walk off."Make your bed...Fill up the fridge...Clean the walls."Molly mumbled.Then."Man.Now I want water."Molly picked a bottle and opened the top.But a little spilled,Molly didn't notice."Okay,Now I can nap."Then just as she stepped,She slipped,Elbows hit the ground,Feet smashed against the floor."OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"Molly's voice,like a lion in heaven.Then her little brother came in.Molly rose up,and didn't know her brother,Matthew,was there."Would ya be quite!??"He scared Molly,and she bumped her head on the Glass Table."Ow!"She slapped Matthew in the knees.Then he slipped on the water ,too,Causing him to fall on Molly's head,the bad thing was,he was holding a big box of hard,plastic toys.Then...It was all black....
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Article by Misharrypotter posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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*Gives anda a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minit lalu via Formspring for iOS
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( atau better yet anda can Ciuman me if anda make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a itik behind anda ten miles away and shots at anda but a repeat of last time happens and it hits berkata duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minit ago( anda got a better change Ciuman me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minit ago
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WHAT DO anda THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minit ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , Ciuman me and that itik is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
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Article by robobot14 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My Chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too masam
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
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List by kpopeverlasting posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Block B Spots:
link
link
link
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Infinite Spots:
link
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List by hidan141 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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1. Ask people to be your fan. Seriously, if you're gonna do that, anda might as well tell everybody you're a whore.

2. Troll. If anda troll, anda will be banned in 10 saat flat and nobody will feel sorry for anda when anda whine about your old account being banned.

3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take anda seriously.

4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape anda with hate if anda say rude things.

5. Be anything like dudelol17.
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Fan fiction by adaug posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove anda to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The saat one was a key,The third one had a hati, tengah-tengah lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a foto of Me and Lizzie.
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Opinion by TwilightGirl312 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other hari I was on YouTube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different Filem put together while "Fireflies" sejak Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the komen-komen and I was very upset sejak this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames atau real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're Membaca this and happen to have one of these names. What happened first was Annie left a komen claiming that the guys from Owl City were gay. Jessica replied and berkata that just because they're an all-male group and sing about fireflies, it doesn't mean they're gay. At this point, Annie completely turned against Jessica and started throwing insults at her. Jessica then tried to defend both Owl City and herself, the whole time trying to be polite and mature and not be mean to Annie. But Annie just kept verbally attacking her, even when Jessica realized the arguement wasn't worth it and tried to get out of...
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Opinion by justingurl99 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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"One Word Can Change Your Life...


HOPE"


This is just one saying that i hope will bring joy to people. There are people out there who feel like they've Lost it all, like they've gone through so much pain they have nothing left to lose. people want to give up their LIFE just because of the pain.
Please listen to me. The pain should not win, it should lose. anda need to fight back, anda need to be able to throw the pain away in the trash!
Almost every single person in this world is going through some kind of pain. No matter how big atau small the pain is, we need to fight it!
Come and hold my hand everyone! We will fight it together!
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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, anda have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" sejak Black-Eyed Peas is the bahagian, atas selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

Ciuman is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional baseball players pee on their hands to improve their grip

According to FBI guidelines, men cannot be victims of rape

The first internet cari engine was created in 1990

anda can always see your nose; your brain just ignores it
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News by zutaradragon posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 tahun sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would have had him serving 10-45 years. Nally refused, apparently willing to take his chances with a jury.

Nally’s former girlfriend, Jessica Sellers, is expected to testify. She told police that he had held her captive for two months in his utama at 1855 Orchard Lane, New Cumberland W.Virginia where he physically and sexually abused her, and terrorized her sejak killing twenty nine pets that he had obtained from “Free to good home” classified ads. She told police that he frequently forced her to hold the Anjing and Anak Anjing while he killed them, and in other...
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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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There is one place that i would be i stare at anda then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being anda has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if anda stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black atau blue my hati, tengah-tengah is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who anda say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
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Article by anime7reality posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....


The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" atau "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
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List by Usui--takumi posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did anda get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an gajah she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A pisang is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the...
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News by anime7reality posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Advice: So... I hope that anda are not eating atau anda just ate because anda are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my meja and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates berkata that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came seterusnya to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It dihidu, smelt like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell anda that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...

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Article by Usui--takumi posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 saat and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread kacang, kacang tanah mentega on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall dinding of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops,could anda kick that back over here, please?"
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.



i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one saat atau lebih time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))
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Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern hari issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). Cinta atau hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years lalu were blacks telah diberi the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married atau adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
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Article by gurlygurl123 posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the bahagian, atas of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
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Article by Gangster-Girl posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a katil of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your bantal X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
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Fan fiction by klaine_forever posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Article by Alma_ posted hampir setahun yang lalu
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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do anda know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' kegemaran Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a bot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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