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posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofa, kerusi panjang "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do anda think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are Anjing cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do anda fish?:

Nope!

Are anda at the age where anda can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless anda try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do anda have a boyfriend atau girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do anda know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have anda ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do anda have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have anda broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry atau Cinta anda more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave anda with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me atau come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to anda and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if anda let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and anda too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
anda will have your own life, everything anda wanted with you.
anda will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm katil when your old, knowing that anda did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Cinta you, I Cinta anda so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's bahagian, atas 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my bahagian, atas 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If anda Cinta power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right artikel for anda but if anda hate them anda should just kindly go away from this article.Also if anda expecting pautan then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that anda will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are anda busy?" atau "Are anda doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make anda say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first kuiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told anda I could make anda say 256.

OK,if anda berkata to yourself,"No.You berkata anda can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if anda didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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anda May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If anda consider it a sport to gather your Makanan sejak drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all hari hoping that the Makanan will swim by, anda might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each tahun because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, anda might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, anda might live in Michigan .

If anda instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, anda might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call anda a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and anda lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because anda know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that anda must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who anda are and anda should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make anda feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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anda know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

anda know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your kegemaran character from bintang Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled sejak Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, atau Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your kegemaran female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

: ) happy face
:-) just kidding atau happy
:-( depressed atau frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool atau sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical hari at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky itik walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught sejak their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the bahagian, atas of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as berkata before. He and Buster were instructed sejak their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, itik season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with anda guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

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things i hate

posted by flippy_fan210

-when anda ask someone for something and they try to annoy anda because they have it and anda don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give anda work anda have to do at utama and anda have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never tunjuk up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own utama and being controlled sejak your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if anda make one "dirty" atau "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can anda please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at utama with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Cinta for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Cinta him, but I think that he really does Cinta me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A Rawak Book I'm Penulisan

posted by Face_of_Music

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL anda MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!

This is a Rawak book I was Penulisan about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and berkata I could write a book atau something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Cinta it if anda could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things anda liked, things that didn't make...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Petikan

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell anda a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told anda to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If anda die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my baju on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If anda are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Rawak guy/girl = Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?
anda = Yes and this one will be too if anda sit here.

I'll write lebih soon!!!

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President atau Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a tahun plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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new releases

posted by reb1009

The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage Debat Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status kemaskini Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...

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My take on homework.

posted by samuraibond005

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether atau not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, saat of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

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10 things to do in and out of an elevator!

posted by kakalover

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if anda worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell anda to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your kegemaran song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow Rawak people off and tell them what to buy every minit atau so. If anda get in trouble, say anda were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kolar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...